The Official 2026 Off-Season Thread: Revenge of the Nerds

[Preston]

Seriously the best 1 year tankjob ever.

And I cannot believe that if the leafs didn't come back against LA in the 3rd period, down 2 goals to tie the game and get to OT, they would have finished 4th last and Boston would be picking 6th.

Fucking clutch. That was a Knies show too, I believe. What a beast. Don't trade him.

 

[Pwner]

It's a meme now.


View: https://x.com/i/status/2051824878794297524

 

[Preston]

View: https://x.com/i/status/2051770945358963092


View: https://x.com/i/status/2051811007723381235

Paul Marner is spiralling tonight too, for those wondering

 

[Blueman]

clearly Chayka did some unscrupulous shit and rigged the draft lottery, i mean why else did we get him if not to circumvent the rules

 

[axlsalinger]

View: https://x.com/simmonssteve/status/2051804619764904270?s=20

 

[axlsalinger]

View: https://x.com/AmirWith2Es/status/2051805590800740614?s=20

 

[LeafGm]

clearly Chayka did some unscrupulous shit and rigged the draft lottery, i mean why else did we get him if not to circumvent the rules

Hopefully he's learned how not to get caught this time around, the slippery fuck.

 

[hockeylover]

I keep seeing people say “now the Leafs can trade Matthews” and I can’t believe how dumb that is.

 

[MindzEye]

View: https://x.com/simmonssteve/status/2051804619764904270?s=20

 

[leafman101]

 

[MindzEye]

View: https://x.com/AmirWith2Es/status/2051805590800740614?s=20

2029: The Raptors are NBA Champs.


Yeah, that'll do.

 

[MindzEye]

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Fuck, getting someone with Michkov's ceiling would be sick.

 

[thehabhater]

I keep seeing people say “now the Leafs can trade Matthews” and I can’t believe how dumb that is.

Chris Johnson has a big family

 

[Leafin']

Well I’m fucking stunned. I’m sitting here at the dinner table absolutely fucking speechless.

 

[Preston]

Franchise altering moment tonight. Never changing my avatar. Crazy luck since I implemented it. First the legendary tank job and now this.

 

[soco22]

Would feel better if our GM listed on ways to improve to stop trading futures for depth players like we have for around 9 years now. Been very little focus on the pro scouting and asset management piece around that.

 

[Habspatrol]

Congrats guys and gals. I'm happy for a lot of you. Pretty disappointed from a Hab fan perspective. They finally start looking like they're going to be contenders, the Leafs land a generational player. On top of that, the entire division is pretty good.

 

[MindzEye]

I got a gift for Simmons, Biz, the rest of the Chiclets crew, those Bruins streamer weirdos and the rest of the haters.



Enjoy fuckers.

 

[soco22]

Franchise altering moment tonight. Never changing my avatar. Crazy luck since I implemented it. First the legendary tank job and now this.

Hoping it’s a San Antonio basketball feel

 

[hockeylover]

Posted from Marlies game.