2024 NHL Playoffs Thread

[WeHaveMoreCupsThanYou]

2 minutes in and Rempe has already been called for a dumb penalty.

 

[TheCountofMonteCristo]

And now to a team I'm actually rooting for: the Rangers. I want them to destroy Ovechkin the same way the Ukies will destroy the Red Army when that $61 billion in killing machines shows up.

when the first 500 billion didn't work, the next 60 will...

 

[WeHaveMoreCupsThanYou]

when the first 500 billion didn't work, the next 60 will...

Russia will never be permitted to win.

 

[Hoiles]

And now to a team I'm actually rooting for: the Rangers. I want them to destroy Ovechkin the same way the Ukies will destroy the Red Army when that $61 billion in killing machines shows up.

It’s the other way around for me, NYR is my Trump supporter cousin’s team and DC is my Infectious Diseases prof buddy’s team.

 

[WeHaveMoreCupsThanYou]

It’s the other way around for me, NYR is my Trump supporter cousin’s team and DC is my Infectious Diseases prof buddy’s team.

The Caps are Putin's favorite team so fuck them.

 

[TheCountofMonteCristo]

I care so little, I'm watching the Geico 500 from Talladega instead.

 

[WeHaveMoreCupsThanYou]

I care so little, I'm watching the Geico 500 from Talladega instead.

You're watching a bunch of inbred hillbillies make left turns for 3 hours? Hmm-kay.

 

[WeHaveMoreCupsThanYou]

Rangers up 3 zip now. 3 goals in 2:06.

Caps have no business being in the playoffs. But when you allow 16 teams to qualify you wind up with a few duds.

 

[WeHaveMoreCupsThanYou]

And now the obligatory goal from Krieder just to piss Count off.

Ovie the fascist is 3 games away from elimination.

 

[TheCountofMonteCristo]

And now the obligatory goal from Krieder just to piss Count off.

Ovie the fascist is 3 games away from elimination.

I would have to care to be pissed off

 

[WeHaveMoreCupsThanYou]

NO shots on goal for Putin's BFF.

 

[GGpX]

Winterpeg-Colorado game 1 is about to start. This one should be fun.

 

[Tryamw]

Colorado with the edge in play and up 1-0
Make it 1-1

 

[WeHaveMoreCupsThanYou]

Make it 2-1 Jets

 

[WeHaveMoreCupsThanYou]

And now tied again

 

[Tryamw]

Retied...
And Avs up

 

[WeHaveMoreCupsThanYou]

And now the Avs take the lead.

Hellebad is a playoff fraud.

 

[WeHaveMoreCupsThanYou]

Aaaand it's tied AGAIN!

 

[Tryamw]

What's going on in the 'peg

 

[WeHaveMoreCupsThanYou]

Funny, it doesn't appear as though the Avs are feeling the loss of Drouin.