2025-2026 Off Season Thread - The Rehappening

[MindzEye]

I'm unfamiliar with anyone who matches the description.

 

[Cal Gal]

 

[BG]

Other than the injury, I have no problem with Matthew's game reg season or playoffs. He looks big and strong out there, reminds me of Sundin at times. Needs to get back to dominating shifts though.

 

[WeHaveMoreCupsThanYou]

Is anyone here unclear on WeHave's position or opinions on the Leafs?

Please raise your hand so he can illuminate everyone just one more time.

They should be well aware, since unlike you, I always show up. I dont quit the board in a huff and curl up in the fetal position for 4 months because someone forced me to confront an uncomfortable truth about my favorite player.

 

[WeHaveMoreCupsThanYou]

View: https://x.com/NHLRumourReport/status/1944560532432040255

 

[LeafOfFaith]

They should be well aware, since unlike you, I always show up. I dont quit the board in a huff and curl up in the fetal position for 4 months because someone forced me to confront an uncomfortable truth about my favorite player.

Yeah, except that never happened, just like that story about you losing your virginity.

 

[WeHaveMoreCupsThanYou]

Yeah, except that never happened, just like that story about you losing your virginity.

Im pretty sure it did. You announced it like you were a departing flight out of Pearson. You left, you cried, you came back, you beclowned yourself over Marner, got dunked on when he did the thing you assured anyone who would listen that he would never do, and here we are.

 

[LeafOfFaith]

Except that you're dumb and I'm literally one of only maybe three posters reading your fucking garbage still.

Once you succeed in getting that number down to zero, do you continue posting here, realizing that the 600 page daily essays you write are being read by exactly no one?

 

[WeHaveMoreCupsThanYou]

Except that you're dumb and I'm literally one of only maybe three posters reading your fucking garbage still.

Once you succeed in getting that number down to zero, do you continue posting here, realizing that the 600 page daily essays you write are being read by exactly no one?

Guy with man crush on Marner and thinks he's loyal to the team that drafted him calls someone else dumb.

That is so 2025.

 

[LeafOfFaith]

Well, dummy, I tried my best not to block anyone, but when I’m back at a computer tomorrow, you’re going to be number one because you’re such a number two.

 

[MindzEye]

How this conversation looks to 99% of FI

 

[LeafOfFaith]

How this conversation looks to 99% of FI

Joining your group tomorrow, which leaves maybe Presty as the last holdout.

 

[Preston]

Joining your group tomorrow, which leaves maybe Presty as the last holdout.

And yet I still won't read his essays

 

[MindzEye]

Joining your group tomorrow

Sorry man, we're full up.

You know, fire regulations and stuff.

 

[LeafOfFaith]

Sorry man, we're full up.

You know, fire regulations and stuff.

Ah, I guess deep down you must want to see more quotes of the guy you blocked.

 

[WeHaveMoreCupsThanYou]

Blocking is something Marner would do (after he first hired a team of bot farmers to harass his antagonist, of course) It's essentially a bitch move.

 

[MindzEye]

Ah, I guess deep down you must want to see more quotes of the guy you blocked.

Through much training over the years I'm excellent at skipping your posts regardless of content so I really don't struggle with this at all.

 

[LeafOfFaith]

Ok cool. Good luck with whatever is making you lash out for no reason.

 

[Habsy]

Ah, I guess deep down you must want to see more quotes of the guy you blocked.

Dude, seriously, block the guy. So not worth the aggravation.

 

[MindzEye]

Ok cool. Good luck with whatever is making you lash out for no reason.

Take a deep breath, I'm just fucking with you. Are you new here?