2025-2026 Off Season Thread - The Rehappening

[Feyd]

Mitch can't even answer softball questions from the media without his tone coming off wrong. AI gen'd farewell message totally on point.

 

[LeafOfFaith]

https://fb.watch/AzIs3tcn32/?mibextid=wwXIfr

 

[LeafOfFaith]

Speaking of 1993, he’s changing his number to 93.

 

[WeHaveMoreCupsThanYou]

https://fb.watch/AzIs3tcn32/?mibextid=wwXIfr

They're including and consulting 97 on all their off season moves because he's invested in the process. Mitch was never consulted about anything.

McDavid is staying in Edmonton.

 

[LeafOfFaith]

You’re staying in Edmonton.

And for good reason.

 

[MindzEye]

And has the gall to gaslight us all about how much he wanted to win in toronto too!

Oh I have no doubt that he wanted to win here, as long as it wasnt particularly hard and he got to be the hero of the story.

 

[Wayward DP]

Oh I have no doubt that he wanted to win here, as long as it wasnt particularly hard and he got to be the hero of the story.

If that is what he still wanted he would have made a different decision in free agency. Don’t piss on my leg and tell me its raining.

Shit apple doesn’t fall far from the shit tree

 

[WeHaveMoreCupsThanYou]

You’re staying in Edmonton.

And for good reason.

Cheap gas, no traffic, and ample free parking.

Oh, and I can watch McDavid play live 41 times every season, which will continue to be the case for the remainder of his career.

 

[thehabhater]

Oh I have no doubt that he wanted to win here, as long as it wasnt particularly hard and he got to be the hero of the story.

And with limited sweat.

 

[MindzEye]

And with limited sweat.

Dry hair >

 

[thehabhater]

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Speaking of 1993, he’s changing his number to 93.

He wore 93 in London when he watched Tkachuk score the winning goal for the Memorial Cup.

My best guess is that he doesn't play in Toronto for that game.

I will miss his playoff game, like I miss my bald spot.

 

[thehabhater]

At least the Leafs showed some class, unlike the player.

 

[JackBurton]

Mitch can't even answer softball questions from the media without his tone coming off wrong. AI gen'd farewell message totally on point.

He is really a horrible quote and never got better.

 

[mbow30]

Have fun at the $15 tables in the commons room at Caesar’s, Mitch.

 

[Leafin']

Who gives a fuck about Mitch.

Who are we signing today?

I want to see some action. Move Jarnkrok and Kampf ffs. Round out the roster. Tre has done decent the last few days. I fully expect Tanev for some stupid contract.

 

[WeHaveMoreCupsThanYou]

At least the Leafs showed some class, unlike the player.

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Thanks for nothing.

 

[mbow30]

So looking back is there anybody who had a better read in Mitch the bitch than babcock?

 

[WeHaveMoreCupsThanYou]

So looking back is there anybody who had a better read in Mitch the bitch than babcock?

Mindz

 

[Artnes]

 

[LeafGm]

Who gives a fuck about Mitch.

Who are we signing today?

I want to see some action. Move Jarnkrok and Kampf ffs. Round out the roster. Tre has done decent the last few days. I fully expect Tanev for some stupid contract.

The longer into the day Kampfkrok stay on the team, the more I’ll be convinced Treliving views them as valued members of the team and fully intends to keep them.