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Around the League 2019-2024 Edition

LeafGm said:
Jimmy Reims in particular gives off some serious vibes.

I’d be willing to bet that he only ever has sex with his wife for the purpose of procreation. Or they had to use a cup and turkey baster to make their kids.
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a waste cause April is pretty hot. even if she's only ever done it with Jimmy, while a 6x4 portrait of the Saviour gazes down upon them (in missionary position, natch)
 
zeke said:
career goal scoring paces (asterisk = current season)

Matthews (51): 67, 65, 55, 45, 45, 44*, 40
Ovechkin (50): 65, 58, 58, 57, 55, 54, 54, 53, 53, 52, 52, 50*, 49, 46, 44, 40, 33, 33
McDavid (44): 68*, 48, 45, 44, 43, 41, 30, 29

minus empty net goals

Matthews (50): 65, 63, 53, 45, 45, 44*, 39
Ovechkin (47): 62, 53, 53, 53, 52, 51, 51, 51, 50, 48, 46, 44, 44, 44, 43*, 40, 33, 29
McDavid (41): 64*, 45, 44, 40, 39, 38, 29, 27



Even Strength

Matthews (38): 49, 49, 41, 38, 32, 30, 27*
Ovechkin (32): 43, 42, 42, 37, 35, 34*, 33, 32, 32, 30, 28, 28, 28, 27, 27, 26, 26, 16
McDavid (33): 41*, 35, 35, 35, 32, 30, 26, 24

minus empty net goals

Matthews (37): 49, 45, 39, 38, 31, 30, 27*
Ovechkin (28): 40, 36, 35, 32, 30, 29, 29, 28, 28, 27, 27, 27, 26, 26, 26*, 24, 22, 16
McDavid (30): 36*, 33, 32, 30, 29, 28, 24, 23



Career PP:

Matthews: 2:53pptoi/gm, 3.40g/60
Ovechkin: 4:45pptoi/gm, 2.94g/60
McDavid: 3:31pptoi/gm, 2.14g/60



Career Shooting Percentage

Matthews 15.9% (12.6% this year - career worst by a lot)
Ovechkin 12.6% (14.6% this year)
McDavid 15.7% (19.1% this year - career best by a lot)
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Welcome back
 
LeafGm said:
Jimmy Reims in particular gives off some serious vibes.

I’d be willing to bet that he only ever has sex with his wife for the purpose of procreation. Or they had to use a cup and turkey baster to make their kids.
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I always think being against gays or posing in pics like this gives off major gay vibes

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zeke said:
career goal scoring paces (asterisk = current season)

Matthews (51): 67, 65, 55, 45, 45, 44*, 40
Ovechkin (50): 65, 58, 58, 57, 55, 54, 54, 53, 53, 52, 52, 50*, 49, 46, 44, 40, 33, 33
McDavid (44): 68*, 48, 45, 44, 43, 41, 30, 29

minus empty net goals

Matthews (50): 65, 63, 53, 45, 45, 44*, 39
Ovechkin (47): 62, 53, 53, 53, 52, 51, 51, 51, 50, 48, 46, 44, 44, 44, 43*, 40, 33, 29
McDavid (41): 64*, 45, 44, 40, 39, 38, 29, 27



Even Strength

Matthews (38): 49, 49, 41, 38, 32, 30, 27*
Ovechkin (32): 43, 42, 42, 37, 35, 34*, 33, 32, 32, 30, 28, 28, 28, 27, 27, 26, 26, 16
McDavid (33): 41*, 35, 35, 35, 32, 30, 26, 24

minus empty net goals

Matthews (37): 49, 45, 39, 38, 31, 30, 27*
Ovechkin (28): 40, 36, 35, 32, 30, 29, 29, 28, 28, 27, 27, 27, 26, 26, 26*, 24, 22, 16
McDavid (30): 36*, 33, 32, 30, 29, 28, 24, 23



Career PP:

Matthews: 2:53pptoi/gm, 3.40g/60
Ovechkin: 4:45pptoi/gm, 2.94g/60
McDavid: 3:31pptoi/gm, 2.14g/60



Career Shooting Percentage

Matthews 15.9% (12.6% this year - career worst by a lot)
Ovechkin 12.6% (14.6% this year)
McDavid 15.7% (19.1% this year - career best by a lot)
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Keep trying to convince yourself that your player is better than McDavid. 32 NHL GM's including Dubas would trade 34 for 97 straight up in a New York minute and you know it.

Now do comparative playoff stats.
 
Leave it to the Chicago blackhawks to concoct a cockamamie story about how the decision to cancel pride night was to protect their Russian players from Russian authorities (they only have one Russian!!!)

then again, they can’t be homophobic - after all, they used to employ a gay guy in hockey ops.
 
mbow30 said:
Leave it to the Chicago blackhawks to concoct a cockamamie story about how the decision to cancel pride night was to protect their Russian players from Russian authorities (they only have one Russian!!!)

then again, they can’t be homophobic - after all, they used to employ a gay guy in hockey ops.
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Worst organization
 
There's already been articles about how horrific that Coyotes ownership is. Supposed to be a nightmare for working there even if you get paid on time.
 
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