Around the League 2019-2024 Edition

[MyNameIsJonas]

Perry probably just unscrewed the lid of a salt shaker and mocked Bedard as he oversalted his meal.

Or he totally fucked his mom

 

[leafman101]

By Dom's model, Reaves has been 1200% worse than Perry so far, so I'd say it'd be an upgrade.

 

[MindzEye]

Alright, with how much of a tire fire our 4th line has been, we have to go after Perry now, right?

 

[leafman101]

Reaves just brings snot. Perry contribution is more dynamic.

 

[LeafGm]

Alright, with how much of a tire fire our 4th line has been, we have to go after Perry now, right?

I’d be on-board with it, except for that fact that Auston’s mom is a hottie.

So we probably can’t risk it.

 

[Wayward DP]

Reaves just brings snot. Perry contribution is more dynamic.

Perry brings some youthful spunk

 

[Wayward DP]

I’d be on-board with it, except for that fact that Auston’s mom is a hottie.

So we probably can’t risk it.

Just don’t sign him till after our mom’s trip

 

[zeke]

View: https://x.com/LLysowski/status/1729598811578790232?s=20

 

[axlsalinger]

View: https://x.com/avrilanche/status/1729587236608278532?s=20

 

[Wayward DP]

Poor Edna

 

[thehabhater]

View: https://twitter.com/NotThrashers/status/1729579566962803066

 

[axlsalinger]

View: https://x.com/PenguinsJesus/status/1729595717155496176?s=20

 

[mbow30]

Reaves just brings snot. Perry contribution is more dynamic.

Boogers and cum

 

[zeke]

 

[hockeylover]

there's still been no actual word on what he did right? if as frank says, the rumour is bs?

 

[axlsalinger]

no word yet but apparently a press conference coming today, at which point they will have to provide some actual information

 

[The Green Hornet]

Davidson said he wanted Perry to be a father figure.

well he really embraced that role

 

[worm]

4 million dollar pussy. Hope it was worth it. The statement almost sounds like they're confirming the rumors. Wild.

Seems the opposite to me unless he had a "don't bang teammates moms" clause in his contract

 

[WeHaveMoreCupsThanYou]

I’d be on-board with it, except for that fact that Auston’s mom is a hottie.

So we probably can’t risk it.

Knowing the Leafs front office, they'd probably waive Matthews and keep Perry.

 

[WeHaveMoreCupsThanYou]

Then be transparent and tell everyone what happened.


View: https://twitter.com/frank_seravalli/status/1729586838476668943?t=_xVLhCIHkD7NHYhEIarAvg&s=19

And how would Seravalli, a guy based in Philly, know anything about the validity of this rumor?