Around the League 2019-2024 Edition

[Preston]

This is apparently the press conference: I can't say anything other than saying that he didn't bang Connor Bedard's mom.

Yeah I turned it off. He definitely banged his mom.

 

[hockeylover]

Sounds like nothing the league would give any punishment for and nothing potentially criminal (kinda does fit the rumours tbh)

 

[MindzEye]

The only detail he's given is that this is a "workplace" issue.

Which of course it is, because he obviously banged his teammates mom.

 

[CH1]

Adding to my short
2/3 position

 

[Preston]

If it were true this is exactly how I would have expected the presser to go. They're gonna protect Bedard with everything they've got. Not a crime, workplace incident... Yeah sounds like consensual sex with a teammates mom.

I'm long and strong.

 

[MindzEye]

Johnny fucking Tightlips over here ain't sayin nuthin.

 

[MindzEye]

Adding to my short
2/3 position

You might want to hedge, or at least limit your downside risk.

Position size is massive in this situation (that's what she said?)

 

[runninglow]

Did he bang Kyle Davidson's mom?

 

[MindzEye]

Yeah, I'm kind of convinced at this point.

That dude was deeply uncomfortable in his own skin over a "workplace" issue that wasn't bad enough to engage anyone outside the organization over. If Corey Perry had sexually harassed someone in marketing, that guy wouldn't look like he felt like he had bugs crawling all over him the entire presser.

 

[MindzEye]

Did he bang Kyle Davidson's mom?

I think Kyle might have preferred that to Connor's.

 

[zeke]

View: https://x.com/jjmid04/status/1729625142148346139?s=20

 

[CH1]

If it were true this is exactly how I would have expected the presser to go. They're gonna protect Bedard with everything they've got. Not a crime, workplace incident... Yeah sounds like consensual sex with a teammates mom.

I'm long and strong.

You just like the rumour. (I don’t blame you)

 

[axlsalinger]

Watch Live: Blackhawks GM Kyle Davidson discusses Corey Perry situation

Chicago Blackhawks general manager Kyle Davidson is set to meet the media on Tuesday after the team announced it was placing Corey Perry on waivers with the intention to terminate his contract for "unacceptable" conduct. Watch the press conference live here at 5 p.m. ET / 2 p.m. PT.

www.sportsnet.ca

So, presser at ... 5?

 

[Preston]

You just like the rumour. (I don’t blame you)

SHUT THE FUCK UP ITS NOT A RUMOR ANYMORE #CONFIRMED

 

[Wayward DP]

View: https://x.com/jjmid04/status/1729625142148346139?s=20

so there’s a video, too. sheeeeeit

 

[axlsalinger]

View: https://x.com/Malkin14/status/1729614944620920988?s=20

 

[CH1]

SHUT THE FUCK UP ITS NOT A RUMOR ANYMORE #CONFIRMED

Try to keep your unbridled joy in your pants

 

[zeke]

View: https://x.com/Malkin14/status/1729614944620920988?s=20

she doesn't make much of an effort to stop things there.

 

[axlsalinger]

glad this got cleared up


View: https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/1729622621505904754?s=20

 

[zeke]

So, presser at ... 5?

presser at 3