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Around the League 2019-2024 Edition

Habsy said:
He's iron man because his body is not fine tuned. Some people miss that part. The more ripped you are the more likely something goes snap.

Mr Stay Puff over here absorbs hits in rippling effects that transfer the kinetic energy back onto the assailant. It's miraculous really.
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It's mostly because he's a genetic freak who is allergic to contact imo.

I love the fucking guy, but if he had en elite work ethic he would have 600+ goals and 1300-1400 points.
 
Habsy said:
He's iron man because his body is not fine tuned. Some people miss that part. The more ripped you are the more likely something goes snap.

Mr Stay Puff over here absorbs hits in rippling effects that transfer the kinetic energy back onto the assailant. It's miraculous really.
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I think Marvel has a character called the Absorbing Man who has that exact power.
 
Volcanologist said:
laugh if you want but I'm pretty sure I read Gary Roberts saying that Kessel is actually a beast in the gym strength wise
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Yeah, he's apparently epic (there's a Gary Roberts story about Phil doing 330 pound split squats while yelling at James Neal, calling him a bum). But that's kind of the point, no one has ever accused him of being a hard worker but he's still a monster. What would he have been like if he took it elite level seriously?
 
MindzEye said:
Yeah, he's apparently epic (there's a Gary Roberts story about Phil doing 330 pound split squats while yelling at James Neal, calling him a bum). But that's kind of the point, no one has ever accused him of being a hard worker but he's still a monster. What would he have been like if he took it elite level seriously?
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No team would be able to afford him.
 
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