True story—back when I worked for a retail cell phone store back in college, there was a local drunk who was always either losing or breaking his phones. So, one time I gave him a call to let him know the phone he’d dropped off to be repaired was fixed & ready for him to pick up.
He answered the call and I heard him say “hello”, immediately followed by a cry of distress and 30-40 seconds of wild rustling around, yelling and angry bird noises. When he finally got back on the phone, he slurred “goddamn wild Turkey attacked me in the bush”. I let him know his phone was ready, got off the phone and just about died of laughter.