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[Deckie007]

View: https://x.com/AMAZlNGNATURE/status/1814925446804381788

 

[MindzEye]

Fishing for swords sounds like the most metal shit of all time.

 

[Slinger 48]

 

[axlsalinger]

View: https://x.com/bhav_paaji/status/1815023492774965710

 

[axlsalinger]

View: https://x.com/OsakanOne/status/1815244873454461438

 

[Montana]

View: https://youtu.be/mIHY5cFXqQk?si=nDEE453nx9ciffdX

 

[LeafOfFaith]

https://www.uniladtech.com/science/...LtiU-3-qp3VbnxZSto_aem_03R7qIaalOw_ag8lXny6Yg

 

[Deckie007]

View: https://x.com/roshanpateI/status/1816142577134907543

 

[axlsalinger]

View: https://x.com/Rainmaker1973/status/1816214770489647285?t=QCUlS3pX7vGYAwZ8sSYPpw&s=19

 

[MindzEye]

Yeah, they're curious what squirrel tastes like.

 

[LeafOfFaith]

You monster.

 

[MindzEye]

You monster.

Dolphins are great. But they mostly eat things, rape, and look awesome.

 

[axlsalinger]

Dolphins are great. But they mostly eat things, rape, and look awesome.

*eat things, rape, look awesome, and are really curious

 

[MindzEye]

*eat things, rape, look awesome, and are really curious

About how things taste and/or are rapeable.

 

[axlsalinger]

About how things taste and/or are rapeable.

not yet officially proven by science

 

[MindzEye]

not yet officially proven by science

Because scientists are afraid of getting in the water while they're rapey.

 

[axlsalinger]

Because scientists are afraid of getting in the water while they're rapey.

only way to know for sure is more research

 

[MindzEye]

only way to know for sure is more research

I'm good thanks. Once was enough.

 

[axlsalinger]

I'm good thanks. Once was enough.

you weren't wearing a squirrel suit, though

 

[MindzEye]

you weren't wearing a squirrel suit, though

Fine. I'll try one more time in a squirrel suit.