GDT #64: 2025/3/10 - Suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked

[LeafGm]

Am I allowed to think Carlo is shit yet?

Sure looks like it. Just a complete pylon out there.

 

[mbow30]

Lol these refs

 

[mbow30]

Sure looks like it. Just a complete pylon out there.

He’s not great but that goal was on JT.

 

[mbow30]

Also marners about to hit one of those sad mitchy funks. Not surrpised$ what story leaking. ithThat guy really does get into his head.

 

[mbow30]

Holy shit Laughton fitting right in.

 

[SundinsTooth]

Refs having a blast.

 

[Artnes]

Carlo is shit or Mo is a vortex of shit this year. Maybe both?

 

[MindzEye]

He’s not great but that goal was on JT.

Not sure I agree tbh, though it's a fucked up goal to break down because of how many fuck ups there were. Jarnkrok pulls up on the back check (he was chasing Schmaltz in transition) because he's assuming a hand off with Carlo. Carlo literally watches Schmaltz go to the front of the net but he cheats to the middle because Tavares is a step slow chasing Cooley. I guess there could have been a hand off there? Jarnkrok is in no mans land for some reason

But when this play is developing:



I don't know how Carlo just keeps backing up into Cooley, even if Tavares missed a hand off.

 

[mbow30]

He didn’t know Tavares was there and boxed out. Tavares was in complete no man’s land.

 

[zeke]

We're so fucked.

 

[mbow30]

Anyways what a pathetic period. These guys are a complete mess. They need a coach.

 

[MindzEye]

He didn’t know Tavares was there and boxed out. Tavares was in complete no man’s land.

Tavares was back checking his guy, if Carlo didn't see him...well fuck, kind of hard not to. I'm open to the argument that there should have been a hand off and Tavares rotated over onto Schmaltz, but Carlo still made a bad read.

 

[MindzEye]

Anyways what a pathetic period. These guys are a complete mess. They need a coach.

Yeah, we're shit. Get by on high end skill and goaltending.

 

[zeke]

we can't do anything at all. it's kinda amazing.

 

[mbow30]

Nice start to the period by willy.

 

[SundinsTooth]

Dreadful stuff

 

[zeke]

icing
icing
offside
turnover
turnover
icing
offside

 

[MindzEye]

Needed more guys at the optional skate.

Or fewer guys.

Maybe just different guys?

Or just fire the coach?

 

[zeke]

total clownshow.

 

[SundinsTooth]

Omg what a chump feat.