Office Space - The office b*itch thread

[WellPlayed]

Birds are absolutely filthy. Every nature documentary's bird segment is just them laying, hatching, and raising their young in a nest covered in shit. Areas with large bird colonies are basically uninhabitable to anything else because there's toxic shit on everything. They track penguin colonies from space based on how much shit they can see from up there.

All birds. Your chicken sandwich is a lie.

 

[LeafOfFaith]

I'm speechless

 

[mbow30]

Anything forbidden is twice as delicious.

This is why I only date Palestinians.

 

[mbow30]

Makes sense, both are about 5% body fat.

And mediocre.

 

[CH1]

This is why I only date Palestinians.

One of the all time great episodes of Curb

 

[SundinsTooth]

Filet o'fucking fish. I'm dead.

 

[LeafOfFaith]

Have any of you bothered to try it? And not with the gross sauce and cheese.

 

[MindzEye]

Have any of you tried the worst fast food sandwich on the planet....but without either of the two things on it that might make it possible to choke it down?


That's a hard no from me chief.

 

[LeafOfFaith]

I promise you, it's good (as long as you make them make it fresh then - but terrible if they don't).

Give it a go one time the way I'm suggesting.

 

[mbow30]

Do you enjoy everybody loves Raymond, and is your choice of drink after a long day a glass of 2% milk?

 

[Wayward DP]

I promise you, it's good (as long as you make them make it fresh then - but terrible if they don't).

Give it a go one time the way I'm suggesting.

This only works if your starting premise is essentially that flavour and texture in food is bad and it should only be a vehicle for bland nutrition.

 

[MindzEye]

Give it a go one time the way I'm suggesting.

I've heard these words before and didn't like the outcome.

Hard pass.

 

[mbow30]

One of the all time great episodes of Curb

If rabin can break bread with Arafat, I can eat chicken at this anti semitic shit hole.

 

[Wayward DP]

But if you offer to pay me I would consider filming a video review of me eating a Filet-O-Fish LOF style

 

[LeafOfFaith]

Do you enjoy everybody loves Raymond, and is your choice of drink after a long day a glass of 2% milk?

Hate both.

 

[LeafOfFaith]

This only works if your starting premise is essentially that flavour and texture in food is bad and it should only be a vehicle for bland nutrition.

Just give it a shot once. With my specifications. Unless you abhor fast food, I'm willing to bet you'd like it.

 

[LeafOfFaith]

But if you offer to pay me I would consider filming a video review of me eating a Filet-O-Fish LOF style

I'll cover the cost of the meal. I'll send you $10 USD in the mail, but you have to be honest and actually post the video, without trying to get laughs. A real, genuine review. Let's go.

 

[Wayward DP]

I'll cover the cost of the meal. I'll send you $10 USD in the mail, but you have to be honest and actually post the video, without trying to get laughs. A real, genuine review. Let's go.

$10 will get you like 90 seconds worth of time

 

[Wayward DP]

Luckily I currently live about a five minute walk from a dons so the travel time would be limited

 

[LeafOfFaith]

$10 will get you like 90 seconds worth of time

Hey, you just have to film yourself eating the sandwich beginning to end. It may only take 90 seconds. It's small.