OT: Coronavirus Resources - and other things to not worry about

[LeafOfFaith]

Please, they're at least 30 pounds overweight.

 

[Artnes]

May I ask what prompted you take the gloves off in the first place?

My phone wouldnt activate my pay app with my gloves on so I had to use my bare thumb

 

[MindzEye]

Well fuck.

 

[zeke]

 

[Habspatrol]

a few weeks ago some place didnt have tap on the debit machine
like wtf

They don't have it anywhere in the US that I've seen.

 

[CH1]

My phone wouldnt activate my pay app with my gloves on so I had to use my bare thumb

got it. I’m trying very hard not to touch my phone “our there”

alternatively, I got a pair of gloves that works with touch screens

 

[Habspatrol]

I have lots of wipes. But cannot find gloves/masks anywhere. And I just used my last pair of gloves

Make a mask like in that video you shared.

As for gloves... I saw a lady in the store using the produce bags as gloves. Thought that was pretty clever.

 

[CH1]

Or just buy a pair of normal gloves and throw them in the wash after every mission

 

[Habspatrol]

you have hand sanitizer?!?!!?!?!?! that is more rare than TP out here

If you have rubbing alcohol and aloe you can mix then 50/50 and it works pretty good.

 

[CH1]

30%. What kind of shit test is that?

 

[MindzEye]

30%. What kind of shit test is that?

I think it's the test that they turned down the german tests to invent for themselves, no?

Or maybe it's the test they emergency purchased after fuckering that whole first bit up, I can't be sure anymore.

 

[CH1]

If you have rubbing alcohol and aloe you can mix then 50/50 and it works pretty good.

R.I.P.

 

[MindzEye]

R.I.P.

RayRay is out here creating the corona olympics where only the strongest survive.

 

[CH1]

Imagine life had a 30% error rate.

“yes, after a long process spanning several interviews, we are happy to inform you that you’ve been hired. Congratulations.!! And by hired, we mean there’s a 30% chance your job will no longer exist on Monday”

 

[anne25]

I had to do pin at the liquor store today because it was over the 100.00 limit.

Got an odd look from the cashier for taking my time getting my gloves back on to put in my pin but **** that noise

At my local Shoppers Drug Mart the cashier wipes the pin pad with a disinfectant spray before you punch in your PIN.

 

[hockeylover]

Docs on twitter seem to be suggesting that 2-4 days post symptoms appearing the viral load isn't even in your nose/throat anymore and goes to your lungs so the tests aren't picking it up.

 

[CH1]

Alternatively, I find this works pretty well. I raise my hand to my nose as if I’m about to sneeze and whisper “I have the droplet”

Then I run out the door without paying. Nobody has even tried to chase me down.

 

[LeafOfFaith]

I really hope one day very soon we look back on this thread and laugh about how crazy paranoia took over the world with all of these gloves and masks and other touch-saving measures.

 

[zeke]

Sweet

 

[MindzEye]

It really is the meme of 2020, but it has to be repeated again