OT: Soccer thread

[zeke]

UKRAINE!!

 

[zeke]

Man Holland used a bunch of subs after going up 2-0. If they mess this up that's a doozy of a classic Holland choke job.

 

[Preston]

Woahhh

 

[zeke]

TIED UP!!@@!!

 

[Preston]

Toronto Maple Dutch

 

[Preston]

Toronto Maple Dutch

Nevermind

 

[zeke]

Lucky fuckers

 

[lecoqsportif]

Yup. They can thank Ukrainian generosity for that win. The third goal was textbook “how not to clear your lines.”

 

[lecoqsportif]

That said, Ukraine’s first goal was glorious.

 

[zeke]

 

[zeke]

 

[zeke]

 

[Killer93]

Best goal ever

 

[lecoqsportif]

Sorry, but that’s just embarrassing. The keeper went on a walk about and then got caught napping. And then he winds get caught in the netting like a sad mackerel. Rather undignified.

It was a very nice shot, but that should never happen.

 

[zeke]

Ah come on that's a classic goal. Turnaround one timer from midfield curled just under the top corner. No way the goalie could have been prepped.

 

[lecoqsportif]

He was waaaaaay too far out of his net. These are pros, not the Scottish 3rd division where they’re paid in porridge and sheep entrails.

Great shot, but c’mon.

 

[Preston]

Both things can be true. Masterful, brilliant shot and sleepy goalie.

 

[zeke]

And Spain chokes. Nice.

 

[lecoqsportif]

To quote Homer Simpson: too much artsy, not enough fartsy!

 

[MindzEye]

He was waaaaaay too far out of his net. These are pros, not the Scottish 3rd division where they’re paid in porridge and sheep entrails.

Great shot, but c’mon.

I will not sit and watch you bad mouth sheep entrails.

Use the whole animal ffs.