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OT: The Funnier Side of Tragedy: Memes and Such

Twelve Things to Consider Regarding 2020

1. The dumbest thing I ever bought was a 2020 planner.

2. I was so bored I called Jake from State Farm just to talk to
someone. He asked me what I was wearing.

3. 2019: Stay away from negative people. 2020: Stay away from
positive people.

4. The world has turned upside down. Old folks are sneaking out
of the house & their kids are yelling at them to stay indoors!

5. This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her dog. It was

obvious she thought her dog understood her. I came into my house &
told my cat. We laughed a lot.

6. Every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit.
Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.

7. Does anyone know if we can take showers yet or should we just keep
washing our hands?

8. This virus has done what no woman has been able to do. Cancel
sports, shut down all bars & keep men at home!

9. I never thought the comment, “I wouldn’t touch him/her with a
6-foot pole” would become a national policy, but here we are!

10. I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator.

11. I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to the Backyard.
I’m getting tired of the Living Room.

12. Never in a million years could I have imagined I would go up to a
bank teller wearing a mask & ask for money.
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Bleedsblue&white said:
Australian shepherd eh?
Interesting dogs.
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To say the least. Love her personality. She’s a legit nut. Today I took her out for her business but the grass was too long and wet for her precious butt. I knew she had to go and kept waiting and telling her to do so. She didn’t, came in and pooped beside my desk. I looked at her like wtf and she immediately went to her crate.

This means war.
 
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