OT: The M-Fing Food Thread

[LeafOfFaith]

You can hear in your head, otherwise known as thinking, if you can't I think we've finally fucking found the problem here Whitney.

No, thinking is thinking. Hearing uses ears.

If you're actually hearing something in your head, you should hit up the neurologist right after the proctologist and make sure both the top and bottom are in good working order.

 

[Habsy]

The time for offering guidance has passed, Lauren.

You didn't even get it. I know, too nuanced for you.

 

[LeafOfFaith]

Correct, I don't know who Whitney is. Sorry.

 

[Habsy]

No, thinking is thinking. Hearing uses ears.

If you're actually hearing something in your head, you should hit up the neurologist right after the proctologist and make sure both the top and bottom are in good working order.

Ok but he's the only one telling me not to hurt you. I'll give it a go though.

 

[LeafOfFaith]

Ok but he's the only one telling me not to hurt you. I'll give it a go though.

Just as long as you don't hurt yourself. That's all we care about here, Josephine.

 

[Preston]

I love food too guys

 

[LeafOfFaith]

I love food too guys

But what kinds of food?

 

[Habsy]

I love food too guys

That's down the hall. This is abuse.

 

[Preston]

But what kinds of food?

Pretty much everything you hate!

 

[Habsy]

Just as long as you don't hurt yourself. That's all we care about here, Josephine.

Ok. I said looks like we found the problem_____

What's the first thing that comes to your mind for the next word?

 

[LeafOfFaith]

Pretty much everything you hate!

I want to fly to Toronto and have my birthday party at Harvey's and treat each of you to a savory chargrilled chicken sandwich.

 

[Habsy]

I want to fly to Toronto and have my birthday party at Harvey's and treat each of you to a savory chargrilled chicken sandwich.

I'm busy that day

 

[LeafOfFaith]

Ok. I said looks like we found the problem_____

What's the first thing that comes to your mind for the next word?

I'd say period, but in its punctuation form.

 

[LeafOfFaith]

I'm busy that day

There are multiple reasons I said Toronto and not Florida.

 

[Preston]

I want to fly to Toronto and have my birthday party at Harvey's and treat each of you to a savory chargrilled chicken sandwich.

I don't know why but "chargrilled" always gets me.

 

[LeafOfFaith]

I don't know why but "chargrilled" always gets me.

It had me at hello too.

 

[Habsy]

I'd say period, but in its punctuation form.

It's official. You have a minute amount of humor molecules in your synapse

 

[LeafOfFaith]

It's official. You have a minute amount of humor molecules in your synapse

If a Google search doesn't know what the hell you're talking about, why would I?

They've literally indexed the entire universe of content and can't make any sense of your..."humor".

 

[LeafOfFaith]

I really hope the joke wasn't "Houston we have a problem" and you turning it into a Whitney Houston reference?

Hahaha, because that would be the most hilariously unfunny stab at comedy ever.

 

[Habsy]

I really hope the joke wasn't "Houston we have a problem" and you turning it into a Whitney Houston reference?

Hahaha, because that would be the most hilariously unfunny stab at comedy ever.

You have to understand the joke first to understand that it's awful.

Whiff there Casey.