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i think the award for the most ridiculous/reckless blowing of osap funds goes to a former friend of my girlfirend's.

this girl was a moderate drug user throughout high school (marijuana/mushrooms). a few weeks into first year she had a dream that had her convinced that her destiny in life was to be a struggling writer with a drug problem and a smoking habit. so she kicked up the drugs, started smoking cigs and spent all her money so that she could feel like she was 'struggling.'

she was out of funds by december, and had the idea that she would start selling pot to make rent. she borrowed money from her parents and brother, but basically just smoked all the weed she brought in. quit school a few weeks into second term. working in a restaurant. can't quit smoking but wants to. can't afford to smoke weed any more. no longer fashioning herself as a writer.

WOW.
 
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Maybe you can confirm this msun, but I've heard from a few sources that Steve Downie was banned from every bar on the Waterloo and Laurier campuses, and is no longer welcome in most establishments on King St. Apparently got his ass wooped by more than a few bouncers as well. Any truth to that?
 
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One of my regrets from University is never taking the time out to visit a friend in Halifax that went to Dal. Apparently the partying is awesome.
 
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I don't know about every bar, but I do know for a fact that he was booted from the Turret (Laurier campus bar) -- one of my roommates at the time was one of the bouncers who gave him a beat down and told him to **** off.
 
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Western was full of hot sluts.

and the best thing is that they're all still hot cougar sluts now.
 
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I go to Waterloo but I spent my afternoon at Laurier today sitting in a pub. The difference in the two school's student bodies is absolutely hilarious. I swear some of those kids at Laurier had trouble calculating their tips.....:)

I use the term kids truthfully as well, my god, so young.
 
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granted, you'd better only go after winter break, or else you could unwittingly end up with a 17 year old (which i would imagine is a big no no for most of us here. not including zeke, and from what i've heard, maybe artnes).

So old fashioned.....:couch
 
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Well there's also the fact that the majority of Waterloo's campus is Asian, so of course they should be able to calculate tabs.
 
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granted, you'd better only go after winter break, or else you could unwittingly end up with a 17 year old (which i would imagine is a big no no for most of us here. not including zeke, and from what i've heard, maybe artnes).

Even I have my limits. The youngest was 19 and that was 2 years ago
(when I was 26) but she was toight. Nothing moved on that girl
 
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The bad thing is these days its hard to tell the difference between a 17 yo and a 27 yo. If you actually take the time to listen to them talk for 5 minutes you can pick up on it then but most times when you're drunk you're so focused on getting in there you don't pay attention
 
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Thing is you're like me and don't get loser drunk so we have the ability to spot it a mile away. Someone like Raynes on the other hand can't and just don't care

Although one night in Mexico I got "Raynes" drunk. The first thing I hear from J-Dub when I wake up.."you were such an ******* last night"..uh oh
 
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I would get Raynes drunk once in a while. It's just the survivability rate that concerns me.

I'll be down next weekend, there has to be a few mexico stories...maybe I should get J-Dub to tell me the one about you being an *******?
 
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post-secondary education also has a major intelligence- and success- and correct-thinking -wing bias.

you see- this is the kicker. lefties think that we should all "correct-think" and if we don't, we're troglodytes.

i was a product of a western university education, and i went toe to toe with profs the whole time. some f*cking hated me for it, some loved me for it because i made their classes really interesting.
 
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I would have loved to have kb in one of my classes. Of course, he would have never gotten into my program, but it's funny to imagine him there.
 
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