If Jeremy is lucky, perhaps the judge will take into account all the good he did, like giving out of shape, socially inept, dateless men a glimmer of hope that someday they too might also get laid like this everyman was getting over the course of over 1000 porn movies.
I'm in an online group with someone living on the "west bank", wherever the fuck that is down there and he's being told to expect to be 45 days without power.