OT: The News Thread

[zeke]

i love how orcas were just some weird funky whale most of my life and now it turns out they're smarter than dolphins and tougher than sharks and might just rule the planet.

 

[Wayward DP]

Unfortunately team orca would eventually lose as the asshole humans would just make them endangered or extinct. Bet on it.

already have

 

[Wayward DP]

i love how orcas were just some weird funky whale most of my life and now it turns out they're smarter than dolphins and tougher than sharks and might just rule the planet.

they've always been this badass!

 

[Deckie007]

Top of the food chain!

 

[Volcanologist]

It's a nice thought but we all know what will happen if orcas piss off humans enough.

 

[MindzEye]

View: https://twitter.com/church_on_here/status/1722362322147061989

 

[Habsy]

*Habsy checks out the news today*

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/worl...Y?cvid=5b0d855f751944ce8a0d635d625ea38d&ei=17


Remembers why staring at a lake stoned is preferred.

 

[mbow30]

View: https://twitter.com/church_on_here/status/1722362322147061989

Article isn’t reporting that one of the sharks is trans who was born male

 

[zeke]

View: https://x.com/tracker_deep/status/1724172924478005600?s=20


This is interesting because:

1. one of the biblical plagues god supposedly cast on egypt in the old testament was turning the nile to blood. (also, the other plagues of insects and frogs were actually annual springflood - so all the plagues could likely be attributed to a particularly harsh flood year).

2. turning the nile to blood, along with the Israel situation, is defenitely gonna feed the evangelical's armaggeddon narrative.

 

[SundinsTooth]

It's the Nile and not in Egypt, but Chile. It's a type of algae.

 

[WeHaveMoreCupsThanYou]

View: https://x.com/tracker_deep/status/1724172924478005600?s=20


This is interesting because:

1. one of the biblical plagues god supposedly cast on egypt in the old testament was turning the nile to blood. (also, the other plagues of insects and frogs were actually annual springflood - so all the plagues could likely be attributed to a particularly harsh flood year).

2. turning the nile to blood, along with the Israel situation, is defenitely gonna feed the evangelical's armaggeddon narrative.

Maybe the Red Sea got backed up?

 

[Deckie007]

View: https://x.com/tracker_deep/status/1724172924478005600?s=20


This is interesting because:

1. one of the biblical plagues god supposedly cast on egypt in the old testament was turning the nile to blood. (also, the other plagues of insects and frogs were actually annual springflood - so all the plagues could likely be attributed to a particularly harsh flood year).

2. turning the nile to blood, along with the Israel situation, is defenitely gonna feed the evangelical's armaggeddon narrative.

lol boomer got fooled

 

[zeke]

lol boomer got fooled

1. eh it happened at another river a few years ago already too.

2. go fuck yourself you fucking fuck

 

[zeke]

It's the Nile and not in Egypt, but Chile. It's a type of algae.

 

[enbridge]

The Chuckie

View: https://twitter.com/TheBeaverton/status/1725576202067288509

 

[WeHaveMoreCupsThanYou]

i love how orcas were just some weird funky whale most of my life and now it turns out they're smarter than dolphins and tougher than sharks and might just rule the planet.

You mean you aren't old enough to remember this cheap rip-off of "Jaws" with Richard Harris, Charlotte Rampling and Bo Derek? Godless killing machines, those orcas. Apparently they can hold a grude.

 

[axlsalinger]

View: https://x.com/Rainmaker1973/status/1727236992709050663?s=20

 

[JackBurton]

View: https://twitter.com/TrueNorthCentre/status/1727392363109113925

 

[JackBurton]

View: https://twitter.com/FBIBuffalo/status/1727390895283044365

 

[Wayward DP]

well sheeeeit