MindzEye
Wayward Ditch Pig
The day Dunks and Three's updates for the season is like NBA nerd christmas
- Scottie Barnes leads the universe in defensive value, 32nd in offensive value, 5th overall. That tracks imo.
- OG at 31st in the league with a +2.6 also tracks, just fucking pay the man.
- Vanilla Jake being a 0.0 offensively and 0.1 defensively overall also makes sense. He's the human personification of average.
- Pascal at 96th 12 games into the season is not what we need from him. Been better the last week or so though. We need Pascal to be a top 20 player offensively.
- Dennis has been a solid 1.0 so far, 66th in the league. Please let this be all season Dennis. History says unlikely, but he's done it before so we'll see
- aaaaand here's where the problems with this roster really start to show themselves. Boucher off to his annual dogshit start to the season, 211th with a -2.1.
-EPM not having any of Malachi's bullshit, -3.8 282nd in the league.
-OPJ -4.0 294th.
- Gary Trent is when betting on yourself goes horribly wrong. -4.4, 313th in the league
- Precious -5.1, 332nd
- McDaniels -6.6 & Dick -6.8 are 343rd & 344th out of 346 tracked players.
So yeah, I stand behind my assessment of this team. It's not our best player's fault that the entire rotation outside of the top 5 is a crime against humanity. Having a bench this bad is fucking malpractice. To punish myself further, I went through a few rotation names that I've wanted in free agency over the last few years.
Malik Monk: -0.2
Portis: -1.6
Olynyk: -1.9
McConnell: -1.6
Dinwiddie: +0.3
Graham: -1.2 (last year, injured to start this year)
and most of those have started the season worse than they've been the last few years since I advocated for signing them.
Our bench is pure malpractice at this point.
- Scottie Barnes leads the universe in defensive value, 32nd in offensive value, 5th overall. That tracks imo.
- OG at 31st in the league with a +2.6 also tracks, just fucking pay the man.
- Vanilla Jake being a 0.0 offensively and 0.1 defensively overall also makes sense. He's the human personification of average.
- Pascal at 96th 12 games into the season is not what we need from him. Been better the last week or so though. We need Pascal to be a top 20 player offensively.
- Dennis has been a solid 1.0 so far, 66th in the league. Please let this be all season Dennis. History says unlikely, but he's done it before so we'll see
- aaaaand here's where the problems with this roster really start to show themselves. Boucher off to his annual dogshit start to the season, 211th with a -2.1.
-EPM not having any of Malachi's bullshit, -3.8 282nd in the league.
-OPJ -4.0 294th.
- Gary Trent is when betting on yourself goes horribly wrong. -4.4, 313th in the league
- Precious -5.1, 332nd
- McDaniels -6.6 & Dick -6.8 are 343rd & 344th out of 346 tracked players.
So yeah, I stand behind my assessment of this team. It's not our best player's fault that the entire rotation outside of the top 5 is a crime against humanity. Having a bench this bad is fucking malpractice. To punish myself further, I went through a few rotation names that I've wanted in free agency over the last few years.
Malik Monk: -0.2
Portis: -1.6
Olynyk: -1.9
McConnell: -1.6
Dinwiddie: +0.3
Graham: -1.2 (last year, injured to start this year)
and most of those have started the season worse than they've been the last few years since I advocated for signing them.
Our bench is pure malpractice at this point.