The Mother-fucking goddamn Off-season Thread

[mbow30]

ok but who were the whelming guys that have gone today?

A guy who scored 40 a year ago and plays the position where they have nobody has my loins pretty whelmed at 3milly. Especially when we know they had 4.5 earmarked and unallocated.

 

[axlsalinger]

I like Bunting. $4.5 was kind of that turning point kind of number for him tho.

It all depends on assessing what the fuck happened to him at the end of last season. For some reason he just kind of sucked the last couple of months of the regular season and then in the playoffs. if that was just a slump than yeah for sure sign him.

Definitely part of the equation, loved him 2 years ago but he played like a $1 million player the last few months, pretty scary to sign on for multiple years at $4.5 for a guy with no pedigree who finished the season like that. But if he bounces back it's probably fine.

 

[Preston]

Duchene and Sprong have been the only two guys that made me sad to have missed out on. ROR wasn't an option. The rest, meh.

 

[The Green Hornet]

MJ looks like he wants to lose it at some of those fucking muppets.

and now you can understand how we all fell about your posts

 

[leafman101]

Some good players that are pretty cheap, short term deals and would help us have moved so far. Duchene, Smith, Johansen, Hall. Orlov was cheap in term.

 

[zeke]

A guy who scored 40 a year ago and plays the position where they have nobody has my loins pretty whelmed at 3milly. Especially when we know they had 4.5 earmarked and unallocated.

also a guy whose team just torched $20m to get rid of, and who either nobody thought was worth more than $3m or made his decision on who he wanted to play for.

 

[axlsalinger]

No 36 year old player is the best fighter except on prior reputation. When Xhekaj pushes in his stool on the first shift of next season you'll realize what a colossal waste of cap space this acquisition really was.

I would sign Xhekah for $1.35 too

 

[Preston]

Some good players that are pretty cheap, short term deals and would help us have moved so far. Duchene, Smith, Johansen, Hall. Orlov was cheap in term.

Johansen is a good one too. Hall and Smith I'm less horny about. Orlov, a bit rich but nice term.

 

[axlsalinger]

"I can't fucking wait till free agency opens up on Monday!!!" - Brad Treliving, probably

 

[Preston]

Ottawa Senators segment on tsn!!! Fuck you tsn!!!!

 

[leafman101]

I didn’t want Tre to spend a ton on UFAs though. So far it’s just one bad, cheap contrast.

Hopefully Bertuzzi isn’t too bad.

 

[Killer93]

We should have hired Jim as oppose to Brad

 

[Preston]

I didn’t want Tre to spend a ton on UFAs though. So far it’s just one bad, cheap contrast.

Hopefully Bertuzzi isn’t too bad.

Yup. Basically carrying a 575k cap penalty for the next 3 years. Could be worse. Let's hope it doesn't actually get worse.

 

[axlsalinger]

Ottawa Senators segment on tsn!!! Fuck you tsn!!!!

Seems crazy to think a Canadian tv station would do segments on Canadian teams.

Mind blown gif

 

[Killer93]

Yup. Basically carrying a 575k cap penalty for the next 3 years. Could be worse. Let's hope it doesn't actually get worse.

Bah God! That's Alex Kerfoot's music!!!

 

[LeafOfFaith]

I really am curious to know what Shanny is thinking at this moment.

 

[MyNameIsJonas]

I for one enjoy these guys twisting themselves into pretzels trying to sell us that Ottawa is good and ready for the next step.

then Mike Johnson says reality

 

[Preston]

I really am curious to know what Shanny is thinking at this moment.

Jerking off to Alex Kerfoot career highlight videos probably

 

[MyNameIsJonas]

Jerking off to Alex Kerfoot career highlight videos probably

Or Ryan Reeves punchenings

 

[MyNameIsJonas]

Killorn 4 x 6.2

Ducks

Oof