The Mother-fucking goddamn Off-season Thread

[Wayward DP]

Very very concerned we go old school boomer.

And I agree I'm super curious to see what Shanahan will say - will be enlightening. Always kinda wondered if he wasn't pulling more strings on the types of players we were bringing in or not.

this is my fear and expectation.

always pick the Leafiest outcome.

just so long as they don't rehire Burke...

 

[MyNameIsJonas]

fuck, this is a good, if depressing, point.

and it's not like Keefers RS track record is poor.

Yeah, why waste that bullet immediately?

 

[CH1]

fuck, this is a good, if depressing, point.

and it's not like Keefers RS track record is poor.

Nobody is being judged by RS track record o
on this team.

 

[hockeylover]

Mark Hunter is trending on Twitter.

 

[Wayward DP]

The nice thing is, this new GM may be more likely to beg JT to waive his NMC. Having no existing relationship with JT could be a bonus here.

true. but also potentially the opposite with Matthews.

 

[MyNameIsJonas]

too much sex, not enough patents.

He definitely made the Engvall deal mid orgy chugging a bud lite lime

 

[Preston]

This GM must have at least 2x thicker lenses.

 

[Wayward DP]

You want Chayka?

Also, Chiarelli has glasses and a pimp watch game

I assume he means Meghan

 

[CH1]

This GM must have at least 2x thicker lenses.

Or savvy enough to get laser eye surgery

 

[MyNameIsJonas]

I’ll be very curious on who’s interviewed. This doesn’t feel like a grab bag of nerds and boomers. You either want one group or the other

 

[hockeylover]

look at this zuckerberg looking motherfucker.

 

[JackBurton]

Mark Hunter is trending on Twitter.

It's funny that no one questions it's been 5 years since he left the Leafs with no NHL employment. And he has tried.

 

[Artnes]

RIP Keefe

 

[MyNameIsJonas]

look at this zuckerberg looking motherfucker.

This fucker drinks prescription milk

 

[Wayward DP]

This would have been my decision too, as long as I got to pick a nerd as the next GM. Kyle was broken and I had absolutely 0 faith in him moving forward largely because it seems this market and the lack of success has broken him.

But since I'm unsure of the direction I am downright mother fucking frightened. I almost would have preferred that he stayed because of my lack of faith that they won't go fossil boomer. Hold me. HOLD ME.

yeah this is a pretty good summary of where I'm at too.

just waiting for the Leafs to Leaf up the best individual collection of talent I've witnessed in my lifetime. and they've already done a great job of Leafing the fuck out of this group for the past seven years already...

 

[Wayward DP]

RIP Greg Moore

thanks Greg

 

[Jeremy]

Hopefully Spezza stays.

 

[Wayward DP]

I just greg moored the greg moore news.

did you hear the Marlies hired Greg Moore as coach?

 

[Wayward DP]

look at this zuckerberg looking motherfucker.

is that Tulsky?

 

[JackBurton]

I'm going to say Dubas changes his mind and starts interviewing with other teams.