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2025-2026 Off Season Thread - The Rehappening

BTW, I'm getting annoyed by Vegas getting it's ass kissed for "Amazing climate and Suburbs". WTF? I mean, fun place for a weekend but that weather is pretty brutal (And much colder than vast majority think it is in winter). Toronto has way better suburbs.

Nah, I told you this when the place got a franchise and you didn't think it was going to be a good hockey market. The weather is good during the hockey season (I'll take 17 and sunny in January....). The shopping, dining and entertainment is on par with just about any other city in the league and the suburbs there are fairly upscale, affordable (or used to be...I considered moving there 10+ years ago), and quiet.

I mean, I know it's not Buffalo. But it's still pretty good.
 
So Mitch is 5th all-time in leafs points, but Auston will kick him out of the top-5 by November, and Willy will pass him sometime the season after, to put him into 7th. Tavares (248pts back) and Rielly (228pts) also have a solid chance at passing him at some point, tho itll be close, but that would put him in 9th. So he'll be only borderline top-10 by the time he retires.

Assists he fares a little better. He's 4th right now. It'll take a few years but likely all of Matthews (194 back), Nylander (170), Rielly (94) all pass him a few years from now to drop him to 7th. But tough to see anyone else passing him there any time soon so he'll likely stay top-10 in assists when he retires,

He's 14th in goals at 221 but Knies should knock him down a slot by the end of his current deal. Not sure who else would pass him - maybe Kadri if we trade for him (60 goals back).

Should be a footnote in the franchise record books by the time he's done playing. so that's nice.
Matthews isnt staying.

What? I thought you knew!
 
Because none of that mattered to him. He was always a mercenary. He was willing to tolerate Toronto as long as his ego was sufficiently stroked and we kept him among the highest paid in the league.
Just go back to that old YouTube clip from when Mitch was a 10 year old and they were interviewing his dad. You could tell right away that this guy is way too obsessed with seeing to it that his kid becomes a star. He was probably a pain in the ass for anyone who ever coached his kid through minor hockey.

Simply put, Paul Marner is a fucking asshole. When assholes have kids, they often wind up also becoming assholes. In 20 years, Marner's infant son will be a 20 year old douchebag.

Fred Trump Sr.
Donald Trump
Don Jr.

Generational assholes.
 
Nah, I told you this when the place got a franchise and you didn't think it was going to be a good hockey market. The weather is good during the hockey season (I'll take 17 and sunny in January....). The shopping, dining and entertainment is on par with just about any other city in the league and the suburbs there are fairly upscale, affordable (or used to be...I considered moving there 10+ years ago), and quiet.

I mean, I know it's not Buffalo. But it's still pretty good.
The Burbs are awesome around Vegas and way cheaper than Toronto or other USA cities

Your hiding in peace and not far away from all the stuff that Vegas has to offer

I was there a few years ago and what you can buy for a mil in the burbs is a shit ton less than Toronto
 
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