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2025-2026 Off Season Thread - The Rehappening

MindzEye said:
If I didn't know any better I'd say that was a shot at a recent addition of ours...
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HAHA nah. Joshua might suck (and might be overpaid) but he’s substantially better. Even in a down, short season he managed 7 goals. That’s three years worth of production for DJ Reevo
 
LeafOfFaith said:
I didn't know I could hate him even more after we finally got rid of him.

The douchiness is just pouring off of the guy in waves. No shock to see we've won nothing with guys like this anywhere near the team. Imagine a guy like Tavares and a guy like this in the same room. Too bad Marner didn't take his cues from Tavares instead of this jackass.

Very concerned Matty is cut from the same cloth given the tightness to Marner, the tattoo sleeves, the Biebs, and all the other cringey shit. Holy fuck, please prove otherwise this season.
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You're finally getting it. Bravo.
 
MindzEye said:
It's a pretty big indictment of how league front offices see the game tbh. He's been a minus player almost every year of his career, is a -49 overall....but has mostly played for good to really good teams. The guy has played for 100+ point teams the majority of his career and has been a pretty huge net negative the entire time.
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Why else do you think those teams were successful? There's only one constant among all the variables.
 
CH1 said:
Usually these duds luck out one year where they score 18 goals…. Which makes them fool’s gold for a few dumb GMs after that… but Reeves career high is a laughable 9 goals

And it’s not like he’s a playoff warrior — 3 goals and 6 assists in 113 games. Shit, even I could have pulled that off!
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I would've gladly signed you over him and paid you the $1.35m per.
 
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I've seen some bullshitter floating Domi for Anders Lee rumors that come straight from his ass, but I think I would love that to happen.
 
LeafOfFaith said:
I didn't know I could hate him even more after we finally got rid of him.

The douchiness is just pouring off of the guy in waves. No shock to see we've won nothing with guys like this anywhere near the team. Imagine a guy like Tavares and a guy like this in the same room. Too bad Marner didn't take his cues from Tavares instead of this jackass.

Very concerned Matty is cut from the same cloth given the tightness to Marner, the tattoo sleeves, the Biebs, and all the other cringey shit. Holy fuck, please prove otherwise this season.
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Hate the dude who gave him 3 years
 
MindzEye said:
Honestly can't think of a bigger clown addition to the organization pretty much ever. Deeply delusional about what his job was here, what his place in the league is, etc. Seriously crazy what this guy thinks about himself. If he had an ounce of self awareness he would turn down 90% of the podcast invites he gets.
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CTE is no joke
 
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