2025-2026 Off Season Thread - The Rehappening

[zeke]

View: https://x.com/MapleLeafs/status/1940884405679280618

 

[mbow30]

View: https://x.com/MapleLeafs/status/1940884405679280618

Now imagine doing that with a wild horse running around.

 

[zeke]

 

[Wayward DP]

horsealytics = the new efficiency



View: https://x.com/koshtorontosun/status/1940866061882314847

Better than feeding the fucking chickens?

 

[Wayward DP]

Kyper is the one running around saying Byrum might get 12 AAV.

Ferris client

 

[mbow30]

I hear #16 is available.

Somebody better wear that this year.

 

[mbow30]

View: https://x.com/TSNBobMcKenzie/status/1171800082456416256?t=87W1EVXml8YwbndvnO6zrw&s=19

#neverforget

Lous no bonuses for rookies policy was so dumb.

 

[worm]

What in the actual fuck is this...

We're a stupid organization

It's the sens what do you expe......

Oh

 

[LeafOfFaith]

View: https://x.com/MapleLeafs/status/1940884405679280618

Landon Sim is going to be a fucking superstar. What talent.

 

[Wayward DP]

Lous no bonuses for rookies policy was so dumb.

Not as dumb as the bitch tho

 

[LeafOfFaith]

When you make $11m per year in your early to mid 20s, it's only natural to be totally spiteful about being deprived of a couple of mill when you were 19/20.

 

[Artnes]

Leafs need to get back to the basics.

A diet of Labatt 50s, a pack of Export Port A greens, and shoveling horse shit

 

[Leafyblue]

Crouching down is cheating. May as well lie underneath it.

 

[worm]

Somebody better wear that this year.

Pez or Reaves

 

[MindzEye]

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When Easton Cowan gets kicked in the head by the fucking horse because Leafs, I don't want to hear shit from you.

 

[MindzEye]

Crouching down is cheating. May as well lie underneath it.

Cheat to win. Those boys have a bright championship future with the Florida Panthers.

 

[mbow30]

Easton cowen doesn’t get kicked in the head by horses. He kicks horses in the head.

 

[MindzEye]

When you make $11m per year in your early to mid 20s, it's only natural to be totally spiteful about being deprived of a couple of mill when you were 19/20.

We spent years trying to tell you.

 

[MindzEye]

Easton cowen doesn’t get kicked in the head by horses. He kicks horses in the head.

Not with those legs he doesn't.

 

[mbow30]

Not with those legs he doesn't.

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Holy Mitch Marner.