2025-2026 Off Season Thread - The Rehappening

[mbow30]

Seriously tho is gonna be a real big hill for that guy imo.

 

[MindzEye]

Now, with that said....either holy wide angle perspective distortion, or Easton is Cock 2.0

 

[LeafOfFaith]

Can you please not get Jonas worked up before the US long weekend?

 

[mbow30]

Now, with that said....either holy wide angle perspective distortion, or Easton is Cock 2.0

View attachment 27847

Cock confirmed

 

[thehabhater]

Now, with that said....either holy wide angle perspective distortion, or Easton is Cock 2.0

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The horse might be jealous

 

[MindzEye]

Can you please not get Jonas worked up before the US long weekend?

Why? You flying him out?

 

[MindzEye]

Cock confirmed View attachment 27848

The google searches this place generates might be some of the weirdest on the internet.

Easton Cowan's shoe size has been googled 1 time in the history of humanity, and it was just now, today.

 

[LeafOfFaith]

No, I'm concerned for all of you locals over there.

 

[WeHaveMoreCupsThanYou]

I hear #16 is available.

If only the Leafs had signed Connor Brown. He could have had his old number back.

Leafs should retire it in honor of Craig Berube.

 

[WeHaveMoreCupsThanYou]

Boeser had zero desire to leave Vancouver.

Even with all the public drama with them last year, he still took their deal to stay.

Literally exactly what Marner should've done to repair the situation and his image, but that shit turned tail.

Marner only "should have done" that if he cared about being a Leaf. But he never did. It was all a grift that 99% of Leafs fans had caught on to at least a year ago.

He's showing you now what he actually cares about.

 

[MyNameIsJonas]

Why? You flying him out?

threeway?

 

[WeHaveMoreCupsThanYou]

What in the actual fuck is this...

We're a stupid organization

Im old enough to remember Red Kelly and his "pyramid power".

View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=O-zRp3Mhqwo

 

[thehabhater]

Im old enough to remember Red Kelly and his "pyramid power".

View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=O-zRp3Mhqwo

Me too.

Of course, I am old enough to remember a Leaf cup victory

 

[WeHaveMoreCupsThanYou]

wow old man lighten up they're just having some fun.

When they manage to win more than one playoff round, THEN they can have fun. Until then, no one has fun.

 

[MindzEye]

threeway?

double murder fake suicide, move to mexico under a new name, maybe if you're down.

 

[thehabhater]

double murder suicide maybe if you're down.

Make sure that you get the order of events correct

 

[WeHaveMoreCupsThanYou]

Nah...I love fun. If they were taking the entire group on a horse riding thing as a fun team building moment, go wild. But this is them trying to use country nonsense as a teachable because the things our organization lacks is gritensity. See, what you don't realize is that kids and city people are soft and if only they were more like tough country folk, we wouldn't lose game 7's.

Maybe I'm reading into it too much, but I've spent way too much time around westerners and listened to their bullshit about how soft everyone else is.

Well if not for Alberta paying for everything through their equalization payments, the rest if Canadians would be living in caves, according to "a lot of people" in Red Deer who wear cowboy hats unironically.

 

[LeafOfFaith]

double murder fake suicide, move to mexico under a new name, maybe if you're down.

I have no interest in moving to Mexico.

 

[WeHaveMoreCupsThanYou]

View: https://x.com/MapleLeafs/status/1940884405679280618

 

[MindzEye]

I have no interest in moving to Mexico.

Good, planning a double fake suicide sounds way too complicated.