thehabhater
Some call me Tim
Peach fuzz playoff beards.
2025-2026 Off Season Thread - The Rehappening
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Pwner
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mbow30
Spudmeister Supreme
Really helps him have that extra push late in playoff games.
mbow30
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Ok so you know soco’s story is bullshit cause clearly we can see from that pic that Mitch has no dick.
Volcanologist
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hopefully Dubas takes everyone who thought the solution to a perennial lack of playoff scoring was to spend all of the things on Laughton (looks like now a 4th liner on a non-contender) and 10-15 point Carlo.
Preston
MBow30 alt account
Have we ever got confirmation on how soco saw Marner's dick? Wtf was that?
Slinger 48
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So am I.
Doubt I'll ever see another one, I was sure this bunch would get one by now. My optimism is fading fast.
LeafOfFaith
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Don't even need a picture to know that.
LeafOfFaith
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Like he's going to kiss and tell.
MindzEye
Wayward Ditch Pig
I love seeing post break up spitefulness.
It took Zeke a while to get mad at Dubas. You're way ahead of schedule.
mbow30
Spudmeister Supreme
Yeah Mitch was there but kept his dick in (other than when he made tinkle)
leafman101
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Marner hates Leafs fans cause soco roofied him.
LeafGm
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Quite a contrast with Nylander, who’s turned into more of a beefcake with each passing year.
Whereas this guy is somehow still built like a twink with parakeet calves after ten years of being a highly paid professional athlete.
LeafOfFaith
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His all-time cunt show on July 1 did it for me.
Cal Gal
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He shaves his pits?
LeafOfFaith
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And his tits apparently.
LeafOfFaith
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That thing is filled with helium, by the way.
Deckie007
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I'm down, let me send you some BTC
worm
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Can interest you in a reverse mortgage?