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Around the League 2019-2024 Edition

Damn... There's got to be some American apps I can try.

Basically just get as many promos as I can find? Then hedge some bets?
Should be able to do it there yeah. Most sites here have promos that are basically "bet 3000-5000 and get a free 500-2000 bucks". So you don't actually bet. There are apps that can help find hedges with other apps that you can break even (or better) with. So there's no risk. You collect 1k on one site, 2k on the next, etc etc. There are 15-20+ here that I've gone through. And regular promos that you can take advantage of on each app as well.

But the real ticket was a special promo that's only in Ontario. Deposit up to 100k and get 30% in casino credits. Just have to bet 130k worth if you do the full 100k deposit. The math checks out if you do small blackjack bets. You will profit no less than 25k every single time in the most pessimistic scenario (based on my error bars) if you play by the book. Expected value is over 29k profit. So I did that with myself and my wife, plus 3 referrals where I got 10% of others deposits. This was the one of a kind promo that should never have been a thing. It's dumb. But I didn't ask questions.

It has all been effortless and it made me understand why these companies lose so much money. They are very irresponsible with their capital.
 
Hates gays thats cool. Sit for the anthem go to jail


People shouldn't be forced to do these things, but "mah religion" is such a stupid and pathetic excuse. Even Tony DeAngelo was out there wearing it, stop being a moron.

Also agree Torts is a bit of a hypocrite for his dumbass take on the anthem.
 
Should be able to do it there yeah. Most sites here have promos that are basically "bet 3000-5000 and get a free 500-2000 bucks". So you don't actually bet. There are apps that can help find hedges with other apps that you can break even (or better) with. So there's no risk. You collect 1k on one site, 2k on the next, etc etc. There are 15-20+ here that I've gone through. And regular promos that you can take advantage of on each app as well.

But the real ticket was a special promo that's only in Ontario. Deposit up to 100k and get 30% in casino credits. Just have to bet 130k worth if you do the full 100k deposit. The math checks out if you do small blackjack bets. You will profit no less than 25k every single time in the most pessimistic scenario (based on my error bars) if you play by the book. Expected value is over 29k profit. So I did that with myself and my wife, plus 3 referrals where I got 10% of others deposits. This was the one of a kind promo that should never have been a thing. It's dumb. But I didn't ask questions.

It has all been effortless and it made me understand why these companies lose so much money. They are very irresponsible with their capital.


TL;DR:

Phase 1: Deposit $100K into an online casino & gamble it all on blackjack.

Phase 2: ?????

Phase 3: Profit!
 
TL;DR:

Phase 1: Deposit $100K into an online casino & gamble it all on blackjack.

Phase 2: ?????

Phase 3: Profit!
Phase 2: you're given $30,000!!! The math shows that a 30% edge in blackjack has 99.99% chance of yielding at least 25% gains in 3000 hands or more. Literally mathematically impossible to do worse! So in a nightmare worst case scenario you'll make 25k.
 
how many hands did you play to mitigate small sample randomness -- was it 3000....or did you cut corners a bit?
 
how many hands did you play to mitigate small sample randomness -- was it 3000....or did you cut corners a bit?
It was over 3000. It was more like 5000. $25 hands. But I did the same with Mrs. Presto plus referral bonuses so all in close to 10,000 hands, or more. Yielded 99.5% of what I bet which is exactly what it should be.
 
wow! you're the Brendan Gallagher of sports betting #thegrind
I could have gotten away with doing less but my risk tolerance is low these days. I could do around 8 hands per minute on lightning mode so it took 10 hours I think for my first 30k profit. Just did it in batches over time.
 
Phase 2: you're given $30,000!!! The math shows that a 30% edge in blackjack has 99.99% chance of yielding at least 25% gains in 3000 hands or more. Literally mathematically impossible to do worse! So in a nightmare worst case scenario you'll make 25k.
I almost have enough for the buy-in. Can I borrow 98.5k?
 
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