Around the League 2019-2024 Edition

[WeHaveMoreCupsThanYou]

I figure that since Jazz is already taken, the team could go with a more appropriate musical genre.

The Utah Easy Listening

 

[LeafGm]

Could go with “The Utah Miners”.

Would also give them an instant rivalry with the Predators.

 

[Aberdeen]

Could go with “The Utah Miners”.

Would also give them an instant rivalry with the Predators.

Gaetz is a fan.

 

[zeke]

View: https://x.com/JFreshHockey/status/1781355344125403182

 

[MyNameIsJonas]

Could go with “The Utah Miners”.

Would also give them an instant rivalry with the Predators.

Karl Malone the mascot.

 

[zeke]

View: https://x.com/Isuckatpicking/status/1781163635567739358

 

[WeHaveMoreCupsThanYou]

View: https://x.com/Isuckatpicking/status/1781163635567739358

The Canucks are as fraudulent as auto-tune is.

 

[JackBurton]

Man, Alex Muruelo makes NHL look so bad.


View: https://twitter.com/WatchMyReview/status/1781405752063582663

 

[JackBurton]

He couldn't answer about refunds without being upset?


View: https://twitter.com/PHNX_Coyotes/status/1781406195737071663

 

[Preston]

View: https://twitter.com/penguins/status/1781327932146831813?t=bVZJvbx2PKk13i5o81tvvA&s=19

"It's Ryan's fault that I signed him to that contract."

 

[mbow30]

classic macDubes, saying this 8 months after signing the goalie to a 5 year deal:

Still, Dubas expressed optimism that Jarry — whose six shutouts tied for the NHL lead — will find a way to bounce back.

“I’m excited to see how Tristan responds,” he said.

 

[mbow30]

View: https://twitter.com/penguins/status/1781327932146831813?t=bVZJvbx2PKk13i5o81tvvA&s=19

"It's Ryan's fault that I signed him to that contract."

If he gets stronger and learns to skate better I think he’ll be better.

Jeebus Kyle

 

[axlsalinger]

View: https://x.com/JonPeart12/status/1781401893006426614

 

[zeke]

View: https://x.com/FriedgeHNIC/status/1781744717689930028

 

[Aberdeen]

View: https://x.com/FriedgeHNIC/status/1781744717689930028

 

[axlsalinger]

View: https://x.com/NHL/status/1781761002486292497

 

[Killer93]

View: https://x.com/FriedgeHNIC/status/1781744717689930028

View: https://giphy.com/gifs/wheelchair-sike-kevin-nash-M8ATWsLGUv80Gh3VkQ

 

[oscarheyman]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKcxPpwp5i4

Kelly has some "ex-spleening" to do...

 

[Habspatrol]

I prompted AI to create "Mormon hockey team."

 

[Volcanologist]

lots to unpack in that pic