Around the League 2019-2024 Edition

[Habsy]

Utah UTIs.

The Utah Ethical Polygamist

That's more PC

 

[MindzEye]

Utah Utes with a cartoon Joe Pesci as their logo

Gotta call them the Utah Youths if we're doing that though, with the Pesce logo

 

[MindzEye]

I don't get it. They're nice and all but just go to a Florida beach. Puhlenty of topless sun bathers.

Or wait for it, get a gf with nice knockers. You'd be amazed how make single 40 somethings feel that clock ticking.

Then there's Vegas.

Or you can just lack confidence and leave more for guys that don't lack.

We're a sexually repressed people.

Remember the chick who got famous because she got spit roasted at Stampede?

Same same

 

[Slinger 48]

The Utah Sky Pilots.

 

[zeke]

Utah Beauts would been killer.

 

[LeafOfFaith]

They should go with...Utah Thaw.

 

[Habsy]

Butch Cassidy was from Utah.

 

[Artnes]

We're a sexually repressed people.

Remember the chick who got famous because she got spit roasted at Stampede?

Same same

She ended up doing a western wide peelers tour piggybacking off that.

Im sure she will have some regrats a few years down the road about it but for the time being she milked that as much as she could

 

[LeafOfFaith]

She ended up doing a western wide peelers tour piggybacking off that.

Im sure she will have some regrats a few years down the road about it but for the time being she milked that as much as she could

Nice.

 

[MindzEye]

She ended up doing a western wide peelers tour piggybacking off that.

Im sure she will have some regrats a few years down the road about it but for the time being she milked that as much as she could

I swear Brazzers offered her a bag to do a video and she turned it down as well.

 

[JackBurton]

We're a sexually repressed people.

Remember the chick who got famous because she got spit roasted at Stampede?

Same same

A woman made 50K a week farting in a jar.

 

[MindzEye]

That's expensive pink eye

 

[JackBurton]

That's expensive pink eye

The best story is her diet to produce those farts made her blow out her colon.

 

[MindzEye]

The best story is her diet to produce those farts made her blow out her colon.

What's so hard about eating cabbage and beans?

 

[JackBurton]

Nice.

View: https://x.com/WatchMyReview/status/1797676986464374943

 

[JackBurton]

TV Star Hospitalised After Trying To Fart Too Much

An American reality TV star has given up on her career of selling farts in a jar after being rushed to the hospital.

www.ndtv.com

 

[LeafOfFaith]

A woman made 50K a week farting in a jar.

https://www.foxbusiness.com/economy/most-americans-cannot-afford-1000-emergency-expense

And yet, the demand to pay $1,000 for a jar of farts was overwhelming.

At least they have their priorities straight.

 

[MindzEye]

lol, fuck off.

 

[zeke]

View: https://x.com/travisyost/status/1799080140879826971

 

[leafman101]

Its cumulative so it looks worse than it is. Since February 22 it looks like they've been good without McDavid on the ice. And it really started to jump up in March 2023. I wonder what happened then...