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An attorney representing a wealthy art collector called his client and said to him: "James, I have some good news and I have some bad news.

The art collector replied: “I’ve had an awful day; let’s hear the good news first.”

The attorney said: “Well, I met with your wife today, and she informed me that she invested $5,000 in two pictures that she thinks will bring a minimum of $15-20 million. I think she could be right.”

James replied enthusiastically: “Well done! My wife is a brilliant businesswoman! You’ve just made my day. Now I know I can handle the bad news. What is it?”

The attorney replied: “The pictures are of you and your secretary.”

 

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