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[LeafOfFaith]

 

[WeHaveMoreCupsThanYou]

 

[LeafOfFaith]

 

[Slinger 48]

A German man walks into a McDonald's in the United States.​

After waiting in line, he finally gets to the counter, and he orders a pint of beer, because you can get beer at McDonald's in Germany.

An American customer overhears the man's order, and he approaches the German man and says, "How could you be so stupid? You cannot order beer here." while laughing at the German man right to his face.

The German man thinks for a second and then he starts laughing uncontrollably. Not just any laugh. This is a laugh so intense that he is struggling not to fall over.

The American customer is no longer laughing. He now has a puzzled look on his face. He asks the German man, "What's so funny?"

The German man says, "I just realized that you came here for the food."

 

[LeafOfFaith]

A German man walks into a McDonald's in the United States.​

After waiting in line, he finally gets to the counter, and he orders a pint of beer, because you can get beer at McDonald's in Germany.

An American customer overhears the man's order, and he approaches the German man and says, "How could you be so stupid? You cannot order beer here." while laughing at the German man right to his face.

The German man thinks for a second and then he starts laughing uncontrollably. Not just any laugh. This is a laugh so intense that he is struggling not to fall over.

The American customer is no longer laughing. He now has a puzzled look on his face. He asks the German man, "What's so funny?"

The German man says, "I just realized that you came here for the food."

Haha. Although…I did just get my plain filet o fish there for lunch today….

 

[LeafOfFaith]

 

[Slinger 48]

 

[Montana]

A tale in two tweets…



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[LeafGm]

A tale in two tweets…

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Always enjoy it when Americans tourists are shocked and outraged that, when it comes to them personally, American law doesn’t supersede local laws wherever they happen to be travelling.

 

[MindzEye]

Yup....been slowly planning for a photography centric Japan trip and apparently you can photograph whoever/whatever you want, but you can't show faces if you publish it anywhere, literally anywhere. It's an actual civil offence in Japan.

 

[LeafOfFaith]

 

[MindzEye]

That first headline is one of the more delusional collection of words I've ever seen together in a sentence before.

 

[Slinger 48]

 

[axlsalinger]

 

[Slinger 48]

 

[SundinsTooth]

 

[MindzEye]

Milf cunt?

 

[SundinsTooth]

I think it's a disney fan - Maleficint.

 

[MindzEye]

I like my answer better

 

[LeafOfFaith]

Look at you guys, playing out the joke.

ST is a great straightman.