New Canadian Politics Thread

[hockeylover]

Not sure why anyone would trust a porn site with their ID plus a full list of porn viewing preferences. Our extortion calls would go through the roof.

 

[Wayward DP]

I've been telling people who quote polls to me all the time. The election isn't happening today so there's plenty of time for Poilievre to step on many, many rakes between now and election day.

while technically true, I don't know if there are enough rakes in Canada to redeem JT

 

[WeHaveMoreCupsThanYou]

while technically true, I don't know if there are enough rakes in Canada to redeem JT

Spoiler alert: Poilievre IS his own rake.

 

[mbow30]

I for one welcome then opportunity to share my porn preference with Pierre polievre. I look forward to hearing about his.

 

[The Green Hornet]

i didn't think it was possible to feel bad for PP... but here we are

 

[MindzEye]

I for one welcome then opportunity to share my porn preference with Pierre polievre. I look forward to hearing about his.

Only interested in this if I get to tell him in person while shaking his hand and making uncomfortably intense eye contact

 

[axlsalinger]

glad to see the world's richest man is back to -- posting memes funny enough to make a 10-year-old chuckle


View: https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1760682999736414479?s=20

 

[MindzEye]

The blackface is obviously an issue, but I'm not sure what the fascination with JT's cultural cosplay is. At worst it's the dreaded "cultural appropriation" but I'm sure as fuck not taking any calls of cultural appropriation seriously from the "woke mind virus" warrior Elon.

 

[Bleedsblue&white]

Alberta is the Trumpiest province, surprised they’re not sweeping their forest floors.

Forest fires are great, they make coal!

 

[axlsalinger]

The blackface is obviously an issue, but I'm not sure what the fascination with JT's cultural cosplay is. At worst it's the dreaded "cultural appropriation" but I'm sure as fuck not taking any calls of cultural appropriation seriously from the "woke mind virus" warrior Elon.

but are you aware that the woke mind virus will destroy western civilization unless our greatest tech billionaires selflessly unite in a desperate bid to save the world?

 

[MindzEye]

but are you aware that the woke mind virus will destroy western civilization unless our greatest tech billionaires selflessly unite in a desperate bid to save the world?

Yeah, I'm aware. Their definition of western civilization and mine differ slightly though.

 

[hockeylover]

View: https://x.com/pressprogress/status/1760681029940248718?s=46&t=moEoHBmqH0l4NE3F_49J3Q

Insert John candy gif sure sure

 

[MindzEye]

Yeah, that guy totally looks like someone who isn't deeply interested in the porn habits of Canadians.

 

[Wayward DP]

View: https://x.com/pressprogress/status/1760681029940248718?s=46&t=moEoHBmqH0l4NE3F_49J3Q

Insert John candy gif sure sure

what the fuck convinced these bozos that this was a good idea?

let's just all get on the Covenant Eye platform, I guess...

fucking nutters

 

[Wayward DP]

I doubt they do it, but I'd love to see an ad produced talking about how PP wants to essentially establish a countrywide database of the populus' pornography habits...

"why does Pierre Poilievre want to know what porn you're watching?"

 

[MindzEye]

what the fuck convinced these bozos that this was a good idea?

They're touchdown dancing because they figure their poll numbers are insurmountable.

 

[lecoqsportif]

Gun registry bad, porn registry good.

 

[Deckie007]

Gun porn registry?

 

[manny]

Massive own goal by the Cons. The attack ads write themselves. This won’t help PP downplay his creeper vibe at all either.

 

[Wayward DP]

Massive own goal by the Cons. The attack ads write themselves. This won’t help PP downplay his creeper vibe at all either.

seems like they're coming in rapid succession. being openly anti-trans I don't expect to play well either but who knows. maybe suburban voters are anti-trans too.