New Canadian Politics Thread

[Preston]

I woke up today with my Twitter accusing a tranny of crashing that plane. Verified, prominent accounts with hundreds of thousands of likes and retweets. Obviously it was fake but I found it hilarious because I told my buddy that I bet they're gonna blame trannies for this. And they actually fucking did.

 

[worm]

The carbon tax is dumb. They’re just increasing gas bills by 25%, with no viable alternative to heat your home, and then giving half of that back.

If you can use the tax to curb bad behaviour then fine but this isn’t resulting in better envir outcomes - we all just pay more.

Yep. Needed a real carbon tax.

 

[WeHaveMoreCupsThanYou]

Jaime Battiste has dropped out of the race and endorsed Carney. They're all falling in line. And there's fuck all Poilievre can do about any of it.

 

[Artnes]

The same people driving around with Canada flags and fuck Trudeau signs plastered all over their vehicles are the first to line up to suck on Trumps farts


View: https://bsky.app/profile/shawnmicallef.bsky.social/post/3lh2v4emmzs2f

 

[lecoqsportif]

They were patriots when Harper was PM.

Thing is, so was I. Still am. Them? Not so much.

 

[MindzEye]

The same people driving around with Canada flags and fuck Trudeau signs plastered all over their vehicles are the first to line up to suck on Trumps farts


View: https://bsky.app/profile/shawnmicallef.bsky.social/post/3lh2v4emmzs2f

I saw a few old friends on Facebook yesterday yammering about how it was all trudumb's fault, how trump is a strong leader, etc.

Not gonna lie, kind of ruined my fucking mood.

 

[Artnes]

I got a buddy with a newly immigrated Colombian wife who thinks Trump is the greatest thing to happen to the political system

He got upset when I pointed out that his wife would be on the first train out of town if he was living on the other side of the border

 

[WeHaveMoreCupsThanYou]

My brother's brother in-law thinks that the sun shines out of Elon's ass. He looks at a video of a Space X rocket landing back on its launch pad and he thinks Elon is the guy who literally made it happen all by himself.

He's a nice but not well educated man. Went to work at his dad's metalwork business straight out of high school. Now he drives a Tesla and every time my brother sees him he has to endure this non stop stream of bullshit about Musk. And when my brother tries to poke holes in his fantasies, he just doubles down on his own ignorance.

And naturally he loves Trump and is a proud member of Ford Nation.

 

[fergy57]

Start calling it a swasticar.

 

[WellPlayed]

I hear the “strong leader” thing a lot from some folks I know about trump too. Always kills me. These tough guys just want a big mean daddy to make them feel safe.

 

[MindzEye]

Start calling it a swasticar.

Yeah, been doing that now for about a week. Great name.

Elon should be specifically targeted by any country the US puts a tariff on with 100-200% tariffs on anything of his. Tesla, starlink, anything he's invested in, etc. Persona non grata to the rest of the world.

 

[WeHaveMoreCupsThanYou]

Yep, and make sure Trump knows that Elon is becoming a liability to his maintaining power.

 

[TheCountofMonteCristo]

to be honest this sounds pretty fascist

Wehave is the biggest fascist I know.

 

[WeHaveMoreCupsThanYou]

Wehave is the biggest fascist I know.

I'm a democratic fascist, not an authoritarian one. I think the values of democracy need to be beaten into some people.

 

[mbow30]

I hear the “strong leader” thing a lot from some folks I know about trump too. Always kills me. These tough guys just want a big mean daddy to make them feel safe.

Yup. Like PP

 

[thehabhater]

Wehave is the biggest fascist I know.

But is he the tallest?

 

[TheCountofMonteCristo]

Yup. Like PP

unfortunately in a time of need, our leaders are Trideau, Singh, weasel Pierre and David Eby. Not one ounce of testosterone amongst them.

 

[TheCountofMonteCristo]

But is he the tallest?

he is tall and has a Mussolini hairline

 

[thehabhater]

he is tall and has a Mussolini hairline

Are there any recent photos about of him hanging around?

Inverted?

 

[WeHaveMoreCupsThanYou]

unfortunately in a time of need, our leaders are Trideau, Singh, weasel Pierre and David Eby. Not one ounce of testosterone amongst them.

Isn't that what Patrick Brazeau thought when he challenged JT to a boxing match? And Singh is a martial arts afficionado so I'd think twice before messing with him either.

Pee-Pee couldn't punch his way out of a wet paper sack. I wouldn't give him the respect of punching him. I'd just slap him across the face like a little bitch.

But not to worry. Carney will give this country the big dick energy we need.