OT: American Politics

[Wayward DP]

what in the actual fuck

 

[Volcanologist]

ways this could get any gayer other than actual gay sex....

hmmm....

I'll get back to you

 

[MindzEye]

I still can't believe that we live in a timeline where his performance against Jon Stewart on crossfire didn't completely end his TV career.

 

[mbow30]

I want one of those dick ray machines.

 

[Habspatrol]

This is so stupid. Who the hell would watch this?

Anyway, where and when does this air?

 

[zeke]

I want one of those dick ray machines.

Check your dms

 

[LeafGm]

I still can't believe that we live in a timeline where his performance against Jon Stewart on crossfire didn't completely end his TV career.

I wonder if that moment ended up helping his career in the end. Maybe if Stewart didn’t so thoroughly kill Crossfire and Carlson’s career at CNN, he’d still to this day be a bow tie-wearing dork acting as one of CNN’s token Republicans.

Instead, CNN fired him and Tucker was forced to reinvent his image.

 

[axlsalinger]

 

[lecoqsportif]

Tucker needs a quiet moment of introspection. He’s obviously living a lie.

 

[worm]

The comments are the best. Milking the cow with no bucket, don't need a Tesla to use charging station, etc

 

[MindzEye]

Check your dms

Zeke with a miner's helmet on would be about the same I figure....

 

[MindzEye]

Tucker needs a quiet moment of introspection. He’s obviously living a lie.

This the the loudest scream we've heard from the closet in a long, long time.

 

[MindzEye]

I'm just so confused watching that video...and not the way you all will accuse me of being confused (it moved a little, but only a little)....it's just that what weirdo new age version of traditional masculinity is that?

[traditionalman]
- What kind of a man swings an axe with gloves? Pussy.
- Who the fuck stands outdoors naked with some weird fucking light shining on his junk? Sounds fruity to me.
- All of that shirtless activity without a shirtless beer being drank? Seems kinda European.
- Why is that accountant looking guy taking a bath? Is his shower broken? Well then fix that shit like a real man.
- If you find a good woman and get married, someone will cook those eggs for you buddy, no need to drink them raw.
[/traditionalman]

 

[zeke]

- Who the fuck stands outdoors naked with some weird fucking light shining on his junk?

Ahem.

 

[MindzEye]

Ahem.

You do you bruh, but it's hardly the traditionally masculine activity that Tucker is pitching (heh) it to us as.

 

[zeke]

Yeah its legit hilarious watching all those lovingly waxed groomed manicured men trying to act manly.

 

[MindzEye]

Yeah its legit hilarious watching all those lovingly waxed groomed manicured men trying to act manly.

Damn, I missed that. Yeah, no body hair in sight. As is popular with the manliest of men.

 

[zeke]

Straight from the salon out to the backcountry to chop wood and shine light on your junk.

 

[Pwner]

It is like Carlson watched the latest Season of the Righteous Gemstones and thought is was a documentary

 

[axlsalinger]