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OT: Health and Nutrition

Being skinny fat is a curse. I'm fat. But I look skinny and my bmi is average so I don't get no fat drugs. Might as well dig in and get obese so I can get in on that action.

How do you measure your “fatness”
and your BMI
 
Being skinny fat is a curse. I'm fat. But I look skinny and my bmi is average so I don't get no fat drugs. Might as well dig in and get obese so I can get in on that action.

Have you considered lifting? That way no matter how hard you actually work you still look overweight and regardless how much you can lift or how good your standing heart rate is your doctors will throw however much of the stuff you want at you?

Thick fat >>> Skinny fat
 
I considered weightlifting but chose another path that involved only unhealthy meals for months. I gained four fucking pounds
 
I've been the same weight for 20 years, but have waaay less muscle. The math is mathing to say that I've gotten fatter. It's fine, I'm not mad
 
I've been the same weight for 20 years, but have waaay less muscle. The math is mathing to say that I've gotten fatter. It's fine, I'm not mad

You’ve gotten fatter yes but that doesn’t make you a tub of lard. Maybe you’re eligible for a micro dose
 
1000063056.pnglooks like I need to weigh 157 pounds to get to the top end of the healthy weight

For a large portion of my life I was underweight
 
You’ve gotten fatter yes but that doesn’t make you a tub of lard. Maybe you’re eligible for a micro dose
I'm not eligible for anything other than mockery. Listen, this all started with me being facetious about how it's better to be obese than skinny fat so that you're eligible for a cool drug, but now I'm in way too deep and feel the need to commit to the bit.
 
My BMI is 21 but I have to gain some muscle

The Ozy bullies here are taking me back to HS gym class. #triggered
 
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