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OT: The Because Science Thread (Now With Aliens!)

zeke said:
www.popsci.com

Why everything eventually becomes a crab

The crab shape has evolved so many times that scientists had to come up with a special term for it: carcinization.
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Maybe this grush guy is a lurker and blew the whistle after reading @zeke ’s post from the other day where he was like “if it is true that they have evidence of aliens some dude would blow the whistle and make millions”.

the truth is out there.
 
I can be convinced that aliens have visited. Shit, I could even potentially be convinced that the US government knew about it, had some type of contact, etc.

But the bridge I'll never be able to cross is that an intelligent species somewhere out there, with tech levels that would be indistinguishable from pure magic to us could traverse light years of space, an almost literally endless void completely abhorrent of anything living, to come here to this super cushy, super hospitable world with no real extreme conditions at all by planetary standards and crash like it's an old fucking boeing with a drunk pilot.

I'm asked to believe that this alien species is both insanely advanced enough to break physics and master FTL travel, and entirely useless enough crash land on earth because...I don't fucking know, lightning or terrestrial winds or some other bullshit. Something that our current levels of engineering already makes exceedingly fucking rare for commercial aircrafts flown by up jumped chimps, maintained by dumber union chimps, and all of it only exists so greedy chimps can have more of the fake concept they created to control the movement of all the stuff and labour with.

Crash land into these nuts.
 
MindzEye said:
I can be convinced that aliens have visited. Shit, I could even potentially be convinced that the US government knew about it, had some type of contact, etc.

But the bridge I'll never be able to cross is that an intelligent species somewhere out there, with tech levels that would be indistinguishable from pure magic to us could traverse light years of space, an almost literally endless void completely abhorrent of anything living, to come here to this super cushy, super hospitable world with no real extreme conditions at all by planetary standards and crash like it's an old fucking boeing with a drunk pilot.

I'm asked to believe that this alien species is both insanely advanced enough to break physics and master FTL travel, and entirely useless enough crash land on earth because...I don't fucking know, lightning or terrestrial winds or some other bullshit. Something that our current levels of engineering already makes exceedingly fucking rare for commercial aircrafts flown by up jumped chimps, maintained by dumber union chimps, and all of it only exists so greedy chimps can have more of the fake concept they created to control the movement of all the stuff and labour with.

Crash land into these nuts.
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that's exactly how I see it....incredibly advanced x 1000 but whooops, they fat finger the landing every time

also, wtf is News Nation channel
 
MindzEye said:
I can be convinced that aliens have visited. Shit, I could even potentially be convinced that the US government knew about it, had some type of contact, etc.

But the bridge I'll never be able to cross is that an intelligent species somewhere out there, with tech levels that would be indistinguishable from pure magic to us could traverse light years of space, an almost literally endless void completely abhorrent of anything living, to come here to this super cushy, super hospitable world with no real extreme conditions at all by planetary standards and crash like it's an old fucking boeing with a drunk pilot.

I'm asked to believe that this alien species is both insanely advanced enough to break physics and master FTL travel, and entirely useless enough crash land on earth because...I don't fucking know, lightning or terrestrial winds or some other bullshit. Something that our current levels of engineering already makes exceedingly fucking rare for commercial aircrafts flown by up jumped chimps, maintained by dumber union chimps, and all of it only exists so greedy chimps can have more of the fake concept they created to control the movement of all the stuff and labour with.

Crash land into these nuts.
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Yes, true. But everyone's left the parking brake on sometime when they tried to pull out of the driveway, right?
 
Pretty clear to me that global warming gonna cause a zillion forest fires that burn us all to the ground.
Only the crab people survive.
 
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