OT: The M-Fing Food Thread

[MindzEye]

I need Zeke's take on this

 

[zeke]

 

[MindzEye]

Yeah, I don't like those dry, shitty black olives either.

 

[zeke]

There was a time in my early marijuana days when they were the best food on earth.

 

[mbow30]

I can close my eyes and see zeke circa 2002 posting away - bong hit, sum=64/71*82, handful of Great Value sliced olives, rinse/repeat

 

[trujaysfan]

Another run at homemade bacon today.
3 kinds:
Peppercorn
Hot honey and Peppercorn
Cajun (granulated raw garlic, garlic salt, chilli de arbol, hot smoked paprika and cayenne).

Pn PAT leave for the next 3 months and have several new things to attempt.

 

[lecoqsportif]

Local red spuds featured this week. So German potato salad with grilled brats.

 

[Kritter]

Another run at homemade bacon today.
3 kinds:
Peppercorn
Hot honey and Peppercorn
Cajun (granulated raw garlic, garlic salt, chilli de arbol, hot smoked paprika and cayenne).

Pn PAT leave for the next 3 months and have several new things to attempt.

I’ve had my smoker for 5 years… for what ever reason the one thing I can’t get right is beef jerky.
Have you done any yet?

 

[trujaysfan]

I’ve had my smoker for 5 years… for what ever reason the one thing I can’t get right is beef jerky.
Have you done any yet?

I have not tried it but looks like something I could give a shot.

With my old smoker I had no way to keep it below 225 degrees.

 

[zeke]

You can get very good jerky results in a plain old oven.

 

[trujaysfan]

I thought I had fucked up the double smoked candied bacon by over marinating it and seasoning it but turned out pretty good.

 

[G-Dub]

Accidentally picked up raspberry instead of strawberry Pop-Tarts today fam. They look exactly the same (if you can't read). Life ending mistake. You may not see Gordo around for much longer...

 

[MindzEye]

Feels like a good time to dust off a covid era classic

 

[axlsalinger]

View: https://x.com/mealgrrl/status/1842357942080696400

 

[CH1]

We’re going to need a bigger bun!!!’

 

[MindzEye]

and some water

That beef looks dry AF

 

[CH1]

Yeah… we might need Uber Eats

 

[lecoqsportif]

Breaded road kill?

 

[MindzEye]

Breaded road kill?

 

[G-Dub]

Anyone else find soup to be an absolute fucking disgrace? Takes way too long to cook and eat for very little payoff. You barely get any real food at all. It's basically a beverage, and quite frankly, a pointless and wasteful one. Disgusting.