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I'd probably like a kid today but fuck this idea so much and fuck the pope.

Sometimes not having a kid is actually the opposite of selfish.



Just delicious irony that this is coming from a crusty old bastard that opted out of parenthood himself. Rules for thee, but not for me.

Anyway, time to go give my dog a belly rub in my godless & childless home.
 
Of all the problems the Pope could be addressing, he chooses this? Why? Are priests running out of kids to rape?


It’s not like the world currently has a shortage of humans either.

Though I’d bet the specific thing the Pope is taking issue with is Catholics who choose not to marry or have kids. Since it’s a lot harder to recruit new paying members into the Catholic pyramid scheme if they’re not indoctrinated from birth, and those child rape lawsuits & gilded furniture don’t pay for themselves.
 
Which is funny because being raised in the church seems to mean more and more your ass is going to go running and screaming in the opposite direction when you're old enough most of the time anyway.


From my own experience and looking around at the other churchey-church kids I was raised with (evangelical though, rather than Catholic), I’d say it’s about 50/50.

Some go screaming in the other direction, and the rest double or triple down on religious fundamentalism.

Though there’s usually no human on earth nearly as devout or fanatical than someone the church managed to “convert” as an adult. It’s just that they’re harder to rope in than the malleable little kids of existing members.
 
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It's not even just the kiiiids who give zero fucks about religion in Canada. Even current 60-70 yr olds aren't down with the church. Foreign born Canadians might be somewhat higher though.
 
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It's not even just the kiiiids who give zero fucks about religion in Canada. Even current 60-70 yr olds aren't down with the church. Foreign born Canadians might be somewhat higher though.

it is funny because my parents forced us (4 kids) to go to church - none of us are religious now

my parents literally have their church (lutheran) in the back yard for about 10 or so years - and the only time they have ever set foot in that church is to vote
 
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It's not even just the kiiiids who give zero fucks about religion in Canada. Even current 60-70 yr olds aren't down with the church. Foreign born Canadians might be somewhat higher though.
Yeah, I keep tabs on the JW numbers, and they have been declining / stagnant for a while. Too easy for young people to find good information to convince them religion is hogwash. My fam is still devout...annoying.
 
it is funny because my parents forced us (4 kids) to go to church - none of us are religious now

my parents literally have their church (lutheran) in the back yard for about 10 or so years - and the only time they have ever set foot in that church is to vote

Vote? Jesus must run a mean campaign, having held office for the last 2000 years and all, damn.

Maybe he really is Republican
 
Yeah, I keep tabs on the JW numbers, and they have been declining / stagnant for a while. Too easy for young people to find good information to convince them religion is hogwash. My fam is still devout...annoying.

How much fear for your immortal soul is there? Wife (fake catholic) and I (lol) get a lot of blessings from Mexico for our immortal soul.
 
I thought the Illuminati's current goal was to create a deadly virus to kill a lot of people, then unleash a highly effective vaccine that saves millions of lives, only to kill a bunch more people (eventually).

Did the Pope not get the memo? Why does he want there to be more people now? Those guys have been in the top leadership group of the New World Order since 1062.
 
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