MindzEye
Wayward Ditch Pig
I still have no idea what waifu is but it makes me laugh any time I see it.
To the best of my knowledge (and I find the anime dudes weird, but I play world of warships which for some ****ing reason is awash in anime memes) waifu is the specific anime chick that these guys develop legit crushes on. I'm usually a whore for knowledge but I'm going out of my way to not know this time.
Anyway, New York will be a thing after I do Italy/Germany next year. For now I need some Hispanic spice in my life without actually going to a Zika infested or cartel infested city. A nice climate would be nice too.
Yeah, you're a bit of a pussy so any of the unsanitized spots in Mexico I would suggest would terrify you. I keep hearing awesome shit about Medellin though, it's apparently the best place in Colombia to visit. Panama City is high as hell on my list of where I'm visiting next. A friend of mine died in Alacante, Spain last year (unrelated to Alacante itself...he was almost 60, and those were some hard ****ing miles he put on, like 45 years of alcoholism and drugs on that body, jesus) but he ****ing loved the place, it's also high on my latin world list. Ms Eye is dying to go to Havana as well, so that's on the list for next winter by the looks of things.
So yeah, if I only have ~10 days, I'd do Panama City. If I had 14 I'd do Alacante. 7, Havana.