Some Auston love

[lapin]

Auston Matthews down the ice he sped
A golden halo upon his head
Crossed the red line then the blue
He smiled and waved at the tv crew
Cursed though he was he had no luck
The silly bastard forgot the puck !!!

Bartend, another Sam’s!
A bientot !

 

[Preston]

This guy is so weird

 

[SundinsTooth]

I swear he posts this poem are at least an iteration of it every couple years. Odd doesn't begin to describe it.

 

[Wayward DP]

Auston Matthews down the ice he sped
A golden halo upon his head
Crossed the red line then the blue
He smiled and waved at the tv crew
Cursed though he was he had no luck
The silly bastard forgot the puck !!!

Bartend, another Sam’s!
A bientot !

I hope you continue to post on our board for the duration of our first round series!

A bientot !

 

[SundinsTooth]

Maybe it sounds better en francais.

 

[lapin]

This guy is so weird

Flattery will get you everywhere!
Bartend, another Sam’s !
A bientot!

 

[lapin]

I hope you continue to post on our board for the duration of our first round series!

A bientot !

You can count on it ! That’s assuming you can count .

Sam’s and rum make a good mix
Lapin is calling the Habs in six !

Bartend, another Sam’s !
A bientot!

 

[SundinsTooth]

 

[CTheBigPicture]

Once the Leafs say A bientot to the Habs
Lapin and Co will need Sams after Sams

 

[Habspatrol]

Once the Leafs say A bientot to the Habs
Lapin and Co will need Sams after Sams

Don't talk so loose mate.

 

[MindzEye]

There's a 100% chance that guy has multiple restraining orders out against him.

 

[worm]

This guy is so weird

guy?

that is a rabbit

 

[lapin]

guy?

that is a rabbit

Bingo Ringo !
Bartend, another Sam’s !
A bientot!

 

[lapin]

There's a 100% chance that guy has multiple restraining orders out against him.

Don’t talk so loose, matey !
Bartend, another Sam’s !
A bientot!

 

[lapin]

Maybe it sounds better en francais.

How high was the tree that you fell from ?
Bartend, another Sam’s!
A bientot!

 

[Wayward DP]

lapin is what this board has been missing for years. amazing.

 

[lapin]

guy?

that is a rabbit

Bingo Ringo !
Bartend, another Sam’s!
A bientot!

 

[Wayward DP]

guy?

that is a rabbit

rhyming rabbit*

 

[lapin]

lapin is what this board has been missing for years. amazing.

Thanks matey. Now your hopping !
Bartend, set one up for that mate too !
A bientot !

 

[axlsalinger]

Imagine what Teeds could have achieved
If only he used some delightful poetry
And a catchphrase!

Waiter, check please!!