Tech Thread

[CH1]

Apple reported earnings an hour ago. Results were predictably MEH but stock is ripping as they authorised a record setting $100 Billion share buyback. Hilarious

 

[MindzEye]

Apple reported earnings an hour ago. Results were predictably MEH but stock is ripping as they authorised a record setting $100 Billion share buyback. Hilarious

Capitalism is kind of broken at this point and "shareholder value" broke it.

 

[CH1]

Capitalism is kind of broken at this point and "shareholder value" broke it.

But but but…. Please don’t raise my capital gain taxes, not even a little itty bitty

 

[zeke]

View: https://x.com/SonnyBunch/status/1786490386292101472

 

[axlsalinger]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEJ4hkpQW8E

 

[zeke]

View: https://x.com/youwouldntpost/status/1787228522773369159

 

[zeke]

View: https://x.com/stevanzetti/status/1787342202886087168

 

[CTheBigPicture]

View: https://x.com/stevanzetti/status/1787342202886087168

And of course MTG is there in the chat as well.

 

[LeafGm]

View: https://x.com/youwouldntpost/status/1787228522773369159

Dude buys a brand new $100K vehicle. And in two months, he’s only been able been able to drive it for two weeks with it constantly being in for service the rest of the time. As a bonus, its shoddy workmanship has also sent him to the hospital.

“I still love the truck” he says, though.

Elon dick riders really are something else.

 

[zeke]

View: https://x.com/esjesjesj/status/1787505639700271326

 

[zeke]

View: https://x.com/_CharlesPreston/status/1787619985126252953

 

[Wayward DP]

View: https://twitter.com/ACABylonBee/status/1787670602288885995

 

[Deckie007]

put
put your dick in it

 

[axlsalinger]

View: https://x.com/TheQuartering/status/1787490058691338445

 

[zeke]

View: https://x.com/DollyDeighton/status/1788176047134876101

 

[CH1]

Wow. That ad's lack of self awareness is off the fucking charts!!!!!

 

[worm]

Haven't had an apple product in.... Well since 2nd gen ipod. Looks like I'll be getting this new iPad

 

[MindzEye]

Haven't had an apple product in.... Well since 2nd gen ipod. Looks like I'll be getting this new iPad

You're a shitty trumpet player anyway

 

[worm]

You're a shitty trumpet player anyway

Ya. I was real bad.

 

[MindzEye]

That ad is fucking dystopian though, jeebus.