The Fantastically Beautiful Joyously Superfun 22-23 Season Celebration Thread

[LeafGm]

Certainly the Jesus I got duped into thinking was a good dude and loved everybody as a kid would be on board. They sure switched it up on me as I got older.

As I recall, the Jesus in the bible shunned religious leaders and the rich and powerful, and hung around with and gave love to people who were viewed as sinners and the dregs of society.

And the only example of him getting pissed off and violent is when he encountered people using the temple as a venue to make money.

Also can’t recall him saying a single damn thing about homosexuality.

Doesn’t really jibe too well with Republican Jesus.

 

[Neurospasm]

When Jesus was threatened he came out bearing arms, right? Right?

 

[MindzEye]

Republican Jesus did

 

[Volcanologist]

dual wielded M60s. It's in Leviticus I think.

 

[MindzEye]

All of the good stuff is in leviticus

 

[Wayward DP]

Its only 5 games, but Woll has been our best goalie this year. If anyone is going to have a Pens Murray cup run its Woll.

yeah Woll has been quite impressive to this guy's shitty eyes. just big and solid, moves well, few if any muffins...

 

[Killer93]

 

[Wayward DP]

I suspect this is our lineup for Game 1. Or something very close to it.

I would still be shocked if Lilly played over Schenn.

At least the folks who shouldn't be in our top-9 are in fact on the 4th line right now. May be some movement in the top-9.

 

[Preston]

Forward group really needs to stay healthy I think. No one on that 4th line is capable of filling in even temporarily in a top 9 role. Pray that Knies is ready.. Would be HUGE.

 

[LeafGm]

The forward lines are pretty close to optimal, if you’ve resigned yourself to the fact that ZAR & Laff will play ahead of any of the Marlie kids.

Fucking hell to Schenn over Lilly though.

 

[thehabhater]

The priority here is getting to the magic number of 5 points. NYR can do us a big favour tonight

 

[zeke]

ideally i'd probably rather give the 3rd line another line driver but i'm sure we'll see some switching in that top-9 anyways.

fricken schenn tho. i hope we lose tomorrow because of him

 

[Volcanologist]

Forward group really needs to stay healthy I think. No one on that 4th line is capable of filling in even temporarily in a top 9 role. Pray that Knies is ready.. Would be HUGE.

Knies-ROR-Acciari could be a nasty 3rd line if the kid can keep up in the show

 

[zeke]

Matthews 6'3 210 --- Bergeron 6'1 195
Marner 6'0 185 -------- Marchand 5'9 175
Nylander 6'0 205 ------ Pastrnak 6'1 195

Tavares 6'1 210 ------- Krejci 6'0 195
Bunting 6'0 195 ------- Debrusk 6'0 195
Jarnkrok 6'0 195 ----- Hall 6'1 210

O'Reilly 6'1 210 -------- Coyle 6'3 225
Kerfoot 5'11 185 ----- Zacha 6'4 200
Acciari 5'11 210 ------ Bertuzzi 6'1 190

Kampf 6'2 205 -------- Nosek 6'3 205
Lafferty 6'1 195 ------ Foligno 6'0 210
ZAR 6'1 205 ------------ Hathaway 6'3 210




Rielly 6'1 220 --------- McAvoy 6'1 210
Brodie 6'2 190 ------- Lindholm 6'4 215

McCabe 6'1 205 ---- Orlov 5'11 215
Giordano 6'0 205 --- Grzelcyk 5'10 175

Holl 6'3 210 ----------- Carlo 6'5 220
Liljegren 6'1 205 ---- Clifton 5'11 190

Schenn 6'2 225 ------ Forbort 6'4 210
Gustafsson 6'0 200 - Zboril 6'1 200

 

[zeke]

Looks like Hall and Foligno are both healthy so the Bruins will be allowed to cheat and be well over the cap and then magically be healthy for game 1 of the playoffs.

 

[Wayward DP]

their bottom six would fucking destroy ours. yikes.

 

[CH1]

Matthews 6'3 210 --- Bergeron 6'1 195
Marner 6'0 185 -------- Marchand 5'9 175
Nylander 6'0 205 ------ Pastrnak 6'1 195

Tavares 6'1 210 ------- Krejci 6'0 195
Bunting 6'0 195 ------- Debrusk 6'0 195
Jarnkrok 6'0 195 ----- Hall 6'1 210

O'Reilly 6'1 210 -------- Coyle 6'3 225
Kerfoot 5'11 185 ----- Zacha 6'4 200
Acciari 5'11 210 ------ Bertuzzi 6'1 190

Kampf 6'2 205 -------- Nosek 6'3 205
Lafferty 6'1 195 ------ Foligno 6'0 210
ZAR 6'1 205 ------------ Hathaway 6'3 210




Rielly 6'1 220 --------- McAvoy 6'1 210
Brodie 6'2 190 ------- Lindholm 6'4 215

McCabe 6'1 205 ---- Orlov 5'11 215
Giordano 6'0 205 --- Grzelcyk 5'10 175

Holl 6'3 210 ----------- Carlo 6'5 220
Liljegren 6'1 205 ---- Clifton 5'11 190

Schenn 6'2 225 ------ Forbort 6'4 210
Gustafsson 6'0 200 - Zboril 6'1 200

What kind of advanced stats are these?
In-fucking-comprehensible

 

[Volcanologist]

their bottom six would fucking destroy ours. yikes.

more to the point, what is the chance Marchand Bergeron and Pastrnak are going to allow the Leafs to beat them 4 times out of 7 with this kind of supporting cast

 

[LeafGm]

their bottom six would fucking destroy ours. yikes.

Yeah, but do they have nine defensemen?

Checkmate, bitches.

 

[LeafOfFaith]

their bottom six would fucking destroy ours. yikes.

There's a reason why they went 82-0.