The Mother-fucking goddamn Off-season Thread

[trujaysfan]

If taking a shot allows me to chill with Sagat and Betty white forever then I'll go right fucking now.

rip. say hi to bob saget and betty white in vax victim heaven

 

[hockeylover]

it's interesting how almost every celeb death is at least some kind of conspiracy these days.

they were coming out with a documentary that exposed hollywood pedos! they were going to expose everyone on jeffrey epstein's list! covid jab victim. etc etc.

we've heard it about everyone. people went bonkers over anne heche's.

 

[LeafOfFaith]

i think you're playing loose with the facts, not them.

Haha, what??

 

[LeafOfFaith]

every single one.

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I can’t believe I missed these reports!

 

[LeafOfFaith]

I'm getting my 5th in the next couple weeks.

Sounds like you’re playing loose with the facts.

I’ll put Zeke on this case.

 

[CH1]

Sounds like you’re playing loose with the facts.

I’ll put Zeke on this case.

if the pulitzer winning journalists at techarp don't report it, did it really happen?

 

[Bleedsblue&white]

Well I got my Band name....

Gigavaxx

 

[CH1]

Well I got my Band name....

Gigavaxx

AntiSin is your first hit single

 

[LeafOfFaith]

if the pulitzer winning journalists at techarp don't report it, did it really happen?

I don’t know. I don’t get my news anywhere else.

 

[Preston]

Queen Elizabeth DEFINITELY died because of the vax tho.

Claims queen died because vaccine are unfounded

Over the years, PolitiFact has debunked several death hoaxes about Queen Elizabeth II, but on Sept. 8, Buckingham Palace

www.politifact.com

And also this:

Did The Queen's Royal Guard Collapse From Vaccine?! | Tech ARP

Did Queen Elizabeth II's Royal Guard collapse during her funeral because of the COVID-19 vaccine?! Here is what you need to know!

www.techarp.com

Whenever I make a mess or don't clean up after myself I tell my wife it's because of the vaccine. Try it.

 

[Bleedsblue&white]

AntiSin is your first hit single

I'd go with Aunty Sin, don't want to send the wrong message.

 

[CH1]

I don’t know. I don’t get my news anywhere else.

Their advanced stats for hockey are decent enough

 

[Preston]

Truth be told, I stole gigavax from a right wing nutjob. I'm not creative enough to come up with something as funny as that.

 

[CH1]

stealing is creative

 

[leafman101]

Al Pacino is having quite the off season. The 83-year-old actor and his 29 yr old girlfriend are expecting their first child together.

No vax…

 

[hockeylover]

when that kid from the london knights died not too long ago, a bunch of american twitter accounts went nuts and started posting their #diedsuddenly hashtags.

turned out he jumped from a balcony.

 

[Preston]

stealing is creative

Identifying something worth stealing is a talent, yeah.

On that note, feel free to use it at your next house party. It's a word that has consistently done great in crowds. People love it.

 

[CH1]

Queen Elizabeth DEFINITELY died because of the vax tho.

Claims queen died because vaccine are unfounded

Over the years, PolitiFact has debunked several death hoaxes about Queen Elizabeth II, but on Sept. 8, Buckingham Palace

www.politifact.com

And also this:

Did The Queen's Royal Guard Collapse From Vaccine?! | Tech ARP

Did Queen Elizabeth II's Royal Guard collapse during her funeral because of the COVID-19 vaccine?! Here is what you need to know!

www.techarp.com

Whenever I make a mess or don't clean up after myself I tell my wife it's because of the vaccine. Try it.

weekend footage from Presto Manor

 

[axlsalinger]

turned out he jumped from a balcony.

because of the vaccine #JumpedSuddenly

 

[worm]

Yeah I remember reading some dire reports too. And of course twitter linked it to vaccines before the rumor from Benza even came out. But that's standard now. If someone gets sick or dies it's because of the vaccines. Possible I guess! Just like it's possible that covid itself caused longterm issues (we're still running on significantly high number of excess deaths compared to 2019 and prior with life expectancy taking a massive plunge). But people got sick and died before covid too.

Every death is either from covid, the shot, or gunshot