The Mother-fucking goddamn Off-season Thread

[LeafGm]

Al Pacino is having quite the off season. The 83-year-old actor and his 29 yr old girlfriend are expecting their first child together.

Just when he thought he pulled out…she pulled…HIM…BACK….IN!

 

[MyNameIsJonas]

He and DeNiro are the true disgusting brothers.

 

[hockeylover]

 

[Cojo]

Not sure that makes any sense from Shanny here. So now we have a team drafting ahead of us who knows exactly who we want?

 

[hockeylover]

Not sure that makes any sense from Shanny here. So now we have a team drafting ahead of us who knows exactly who we want?

Pittsburgh's drafting 14th and we're picking 28th and then not again til Round 5 so I don't think it'll matter much.

Thanks, Glasses.

Pretty petty of Calgary not to let Treliving at the table really.

 

[Leafin']

Agree. Who gives a shit if he’s at the draft table.

 

[MyNameIsJonas]

Pittsburgh's drafting 14th and we're picking 28th and then not again til Round 5 so I don't think it'll matter much.

Thanks, Glasses.

Pretty petty of Calgary not to let Treliving at the table really.

is Treliving barred from receiving phone calls at his home or local shit pizza emporium?

 

[hockeylover]

is Treliving barred from receiving phone calls at his home or local shit pizza emporium?

nah.

don't think it matters at all. that's why it's so petty.

 

[Habsy]

He and DeNiro are the true disgusting brothers.

Your Mr Robinson moment?

 

[MyNameIsJonas]

Your Mr Robinson moment?

No, that would be me and you doing swamp jobs in the Florida heat.

 

[GEEMAN]

Agree. Who gives a shit if he’s at the draft table.

Exactly , its not as if these dudes are developing vaccines and have secrets and patents to share

Go to the podium and make your pick

 

[leafman101]

NHL contract guide: How much do teams pay different players in free agency?

What should your favorite second-line forward get paid? How about your team’s franchise defenseman? This is what you should expect.

theathletic.com

Tavares is overpaid. Nylander is underpaid. Reilly is either fairly paid for very underpaid depending on if it’s the regular season or playoffs.

 

[Habsy]

No, that would be me and you doing swamp jobs in the Florida heat.

I'm flattered you remembered

 

[CH1]

Agree. Who gives a shit if he’s at the draft table.

Especially since he has just a few picks
Maybe Tre just wants the day off

 

[zeke]

Not sure that makes any sense from Shanny here. So now we have a team drafting ahead of us who knows exactly who we want?

(They would know anyways)

 

[LeafOfFaith]

What’s the issue? Dubie is obviously trading us 14 for 28 and the other two picks.

 

[Leafin']

Wonder if we see a couple trade downs to recoup some picks. Maybe this time we try just taking the pick instead of getting cute and playing the numbers. Hasn’t really worked for us.

 

[MindzEye]

I'm flattered you remembered

Just to be clear, a "swamp job" is some sort of sex act performed after the recipient finishes up at the gym and doesn't shower, right?

 

[blkngldbabe]

Just to be clear, a "swamp job" is some sort of sex act performed after the recipient finishes up at the gym and doesn't shower, right?

 

[Habsy]

Just to be clear, a "swamp job" is some sort of sex act performed after the recipient finishes up at the gym and doesn't shower, right?

Only if the gym is in the everglades.