The Mother-fucking goddamn Off-season Thread

[Jeremy]

 

[LeafOfFaith]

Presty, I will find a use for it.

It will be my mission. And if no appropriate situation presents itself, I will drop the Bea randomly at some point this week.

 

[leafman101]

 

[zeke]

Even Strength Scoring Paces

Top4 Forwards

TOR: Matthews 30/63, Marner 17/60, Nylander 31/59, Tavares 19/42
VGK: Eichel 31/62, Stone 23/52, Stephenson 9/48, Marchessault 21/44
FLA: Tkachuk 27/75, Verhaeghe 35/61, Barkov 17/56, Bennett 16/40

Mid4 Forwards

TOR: Bunting 16/39, O'Reilly 22/37, Jarnkrok 18/35, Engvall 16/27/Knies 0/27,
VGK: Smith 17/44, Karlsson 10/39, Barbashev 14/39, Carrier 23/37
FLA: Reinhart 15/37, Luostarinen 15/37, Duclair 8/37, Staal 14/31

Bot4 Forwards

TOR: Kerfoot 7/27, Lafferty 9/26, Kampf 7/24, Acciari 15/22, ZAR 11/15
VGK: Amadio 18/31, Roy 14/29, Kolesar 9/20, Bowden 9/20, Blueger 5/20
FLA: Lundell 11/29, Cousins 9/28, Dalpe 12/23, Lomberg 12/20, White 10/18

 

[LeafOfFaith]

This coincides with insiders lying more about things they hear from "sources".

 

[zeke]

ah yes only now that Treliving is here will we here speculation about toronto being in on everyting.

 

[MyNameIsJonas]

why is going to the market without a list a good thing?

 

[CH1]

Just for comparison purposes, Briere said yesterday his 3 team trade took him weeks to complete so it sounds like most people involved are quiet about this shit

 

[LeafOfFaith]

Just for comparison purposes, Briere said yesterday his 3 team trade took him weeks to complete so it sounds like most people involved are quiet about this shit

We can safely say that most GMs are dumbasses. Weeks.

 

[CH1]

We can safely say that most GMs are dumbasses. Weeks.

Threesomes are hard

 

[MindzEye]

Threesomes are hard

Especially when you're trying to avoid having the balls touch.

 

[MyNameIsJonas]

Especially when you're trying to avoid having the balls touch.

thats the poor man's threesome.

 

[leafman101]

Sounds like he wants back. The move is to trade JT and sign ROR for 1/3 of the cost.

 

[mbow30]

pretty clear - things settling down with the management change and hopefully things pick up and things u fold like I want. will spend the summer back and forth between Toronto and goderich.

 

[MindzEye]

and forth between Toronto and goderich.

Rehab?

 

[zeke]

even him deciding to talk to toronto radio at this juncture is a big tell.

 

[zeke]

your guys' best guesses at the likeliest caphit each of these guys signs for, regardless of team and don't really worry about term either. just the caphit of whatever term you think they'll end up signing for wherever they sign.

O'Reilly
Bunting
Acciari
Kampf
Schenn

and then of course our one real RFA Samsonov.

 

[zeke]

Minor League RFAs: Holmberg (24), Abruzzese (24), SDA (23), Mete (25), Kral (24), Holowell (25)

I don;'t know if we even bother keeping any of these guys aside from Holmberg and MAYBE Kral. The mediocre skill midget brigade might just be let go.

 

[zeke]

This with I think more than reasonable and probably too generous contracts to most of them, and it still fits easily under the cap even carrying a max 23 man roster:

 

[cmaleski2]

O'Reilly $5.25
Bunting $4.75
Acciari $2.00
Kampf $2.25
Schenn $2.75