The Mother-fucking goddamn Off-season Thread

[MyNameIsJonas]

Maybe he'll ask for more money and a promotion out of nowhere too.

Super Coach?

 

[LeafOfFaith]

Maybe he'll ask for more money and a promotion out of nowhere too.

Waiting for The Doan Family press release.

 

[MyNameIsJonas]

i love how what he wonders is news.

i wonder if zeke might go out with me.

 

[hockeylover]

 

[zeke]

 

[hockeylover]

Actually has a lot more management experience than Spezza. Not a token add I don't think.

 

[thehabhater]

I certainly wouldn't put any "successes" in Arizona Hockey business or operations on any resume.

 

[hockeylover]

there's a ton of other shit there?

actually kinda surprised it's only special advisor.

 

[zeke]

lmao he hates the leafs

 

[zeke]

 

[zeke]

 

[Hoss]

This is all a ploy to move the Arizona Coyotes to Markham and Doan will poach Matthews and Knies for the Markham Coyotes.

 

[LeafOfFaith]

Hate the Leafs as much as you want, as long as you do it together with Matty and Knies here.

 

[CH1]

This is all a ploy to move the Arizona Coyotes to Markham and Doan will poach Matthews and Knies for the Markham Coyotes.

Shane couldn’t poach an egg

 

[Habsy]

This is all a ploy to move the Arizona Coyotes to Markham and Doan will poach Matthews and Knies for the Markham Coyotes.

What's the strain du jour?

 

[Artnes]

there's a ton of other shit there?

actually kinda surprised it's only special advisor.

Getting paid a lot of money to keep Matthews happy. Great gig

 

[Slinger 48]

Shane couldn’t poach an egg

Good, I don't like poached eggs.

 

[WellPlayed]

Getting paid a lot of money to keep Matthews happy. Great gig

Hope he likes tennis.

 

[thehabhater]

The obvious question to ask, this offseason, is who on the Flames would help the Leafs?

 

[zeke]

lots of them tbh.