The Mother-fucking goddamn Off-season Thread

[thehabhater]

Bulletin board material

Which partially explains game 1 of the finals.

 

[Habsy]

Almost every hockey fan was drooling at a Montreal Toronto finals that year. Was indeed fun.

 

[JackBurton]

Only reason Ovechkin even won a cup was a tremendous amount of presto luck. They were a post away from being down 3-0 in the first round. The narrative would have shifted dramatically.

Then they got a pretty easy path the rest of the way.

Yep. 1 post away from never making the finals with Ovie.
And as the years go on, Ovie is getting a ton of credit and people are forgetting Kuznetzov turning into an elite franchise C for that 2018 run. Kuz deserved the Conn Smythe. He went from embarrassing playoff bust in 2017 to winning them a cup.

 

[JackBurton]

Almost every hockey fan was drooling at a Montreal Toronto finals that year. Was indeed fun.

Nothing will match the fun of 93 finals.

 

[thehabhater]

Nothing will match the fun of 93 finals.

Habs in 6.
And at least one brawl in the stands.

 

[Habsy]

I know it's barbaric but we're talking apes with beer. Peaceful societies allow friends to fight for fun then drink afterwards. Never hard feelings about anything because you just got some shots in on your douchebag buddies that only you can call douchebags or you then fight the douchebags that called you douchebags.

There's a simple, clean logic to this method of releasing "toxic" physical masculinity in a non-sexual format.

Yes I had to careful word this post because... Heathens

 

[Habsy]

I agree. Habs would have won. But still, a dream finals matchup.

The banter alone would have been a decade long.

 

[Deckie007]

The banter alone would have been a decade long.

WeHave would still be talking about it like it happened yesterday

 

[leafman101]

Could be a quick way to make up for the Sandin mistake and add some offensive talent to the blueline, but that D is a fucking mess.

Man Sandin is good.

 

[leafman101]

 

[CH1]

Trust your Gus

 

[Habsy]

WeHave would still be talking about it like it happened yesterday

Who?

 

[LeafOfFaith]

I swear this makes me want to cry.

Fuck Dubas. The fuck was he thinking??

 

[zeke]

 

[zeke]

 

[LeafOfFaith]

Not even AGM.

 

[zeke]

 

[hockeylover]

 

[Volcanologist]

Special Advisor To The General Manager For Keeping Matthews I believe is the full title

 

[leafman101]

Maybe he'll ask for more money and a promotion out of nowhere too.