The Mother-fucking goddamn Off-season Thread

[mbow30]

Don’t get the hate with kampf. It’s not easy to find cheap centres who don’t need to be sheltered.

 

[MyNameIsJonas]

Don’t get the hate with kampf. It’s not easy to find cheap centres who don’t need to be sheltered.

He's an offensive black hole

2.5M isn't cheap.

 

[zeke]

2.4

 

[MyNameIsJonas]

2.4

You win again.

 

[MyNameIsJonas]

I dunno if i can handle Sam Costentino's face...

 

[zeke]

I think it's probably best to follow the draft on twitter (and here) while watching something else.

 

[LeafOfFaith]

Just keep your focus on the crotch then.

 

[mbow30]

really, he’s not a black hole and 2.5 is definitely cheap.
He gets some of the most extreme d usage in the league.

 

[Preston]

I think it's probably best to follow the draft on twitter (and here) while watching something else.

Correct. I never ever watch it. Painful viewing experience

 

[LeafOfFaith]

really, he’s not a black hole and 2.5 is definitely cheap.
He gets some of the most extreme d usage in the league.

Making me feel better, but only a little.

 

[Jeremy]

I'll be honest. I didn't know the draft was tonight.

Why is it on Wednesday?

 

[mbow30]

Making me feel better, but only a little.

82% of his starts are in the d zone

by way of contrast, Jordan staal who is used in a defensive role gets 59-60%

 

[Jeremy]

Correct. I never ever watch it. Painful viewing experience

You guys are soft. Be strong and watch.

 

[MyNameIsJonas]

How has Kevin Pollak not been cast as Gary Bettman in anything?

 

[Artnes]

 

[MyNameIsJonas]

really, he’s not a black hole and 2.5 is definitely cheap.
He gets some of the most extreme d usage in the league.

i said offensive black hole
and 2.4 is not cheap for a 4th liner which is what he is.

 

[LeafOfFaith]

Kinda fuck that guy if it's less than 5.

 

[Preston]

5 years 12.34 then or fuck off.

 

[MyNameIsJonas]

Bettman has mastered the cheap pop to avoid boos btw

 

[LeafOfFaith]

Script seemingly being written to have Matthews leave just as McDavid signs with us.