The Mother-fucking goddamn Off-season Thread

[MyNameIsJonas]

Bettman has mastered the cheap pop to avoid boos btw

And the art of egging on boos.

Im on team Gary

 

[Montana]

Im on team Gary

…we know Ace.

 

[zeke]

theGayestPeriod

 

[Volcanologist]

He totally loves Toronto tho

 

[The Green Hornet]

the only thing worse then bettman is jonas

 

[Cojo]

I swear if he only signs a short term deal I will instantly lose respect for the guy. Will be very telling

 

[Volcanologist]

3 years, 13.5 million

 

[Killer93]

lulz

 

[The Green Hornet]

imagine actually giving david fucking kampf no trade provisions. holy fuck

 

[JackBurton]

3 years? Why not just leave as UFA? That would make 0 sense

 

[LeafOfFaith]

Jesus.

 

[LeafOfFaith]

Yeah, geared up to trade him off in a couple of years.

 

[Killer93]

This team is run by clowns.

 

[MyNameIsJonas]

imagine actually giving david fucking kampf no trade provisions. holy fuck

Jesus wept

 

[Slinger 48]

 

[Artnes]

 

[zeke]

asleep at the wheel!

 

[Preston]

But is he using multiple phones like the last guy?

 

[CH1]

imagine actually giving david fucking kampf no trade provisions. holy fuck

NHL hands them out like candy. I call it the Winterpeg effect

 

[da_next_kid]

Leafs draft OHL F Easton Cowan with their first round draft selection.

This is how he was ranked coming into the draft;